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2012-11-13 2:17 PM
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Y'all want to hear something that will be funny in about 10 years from now?

Got married last month. Granddad peed his pants at the reception. Not because he's old, but because he drank himself stupid. That was rad. Guess it's not a great party till someone pees their pants.

That little gem was on the house... You're welcome.


2012-11-13 2:18 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM

I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.


Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....
2012-11-13 2:20 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 12:17 PM Y'all want to hear something that will be funny in about 10 years from now? Got married last month. Granddad peed his pants at the reception. Not because he's old, but because he drank himself stupid. That was rad. Guess it's not a great party till someone pees their pants. That little gem was on the house... You're welcome.

sounds like my kind of wedding!

2012-11-13 2:20 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 12:18 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.
Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....

twas

2012-11-13 2:21 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 2:10 PM

mr2tony - 2012-11-13 2:09 PM

New people: An introduction.

This is ATX. She's an old person.



That is Gogg's. He's not a person.


I hate you so much right now.
2012-11-13 2:21 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 12:17 PM Y'all want to hear something that will be funny in about 10 years from now? Got married last month. Granddad peed his pants at the reception. Not because he's old, but because he drank himself stupid. That was rad. Guess it's not a great party till someone pees their pants. That little gem was on the house... You're welcome.

Congrats?



2012-11-13 2:28 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 2:17 PM Y'all want to hear something that will be funny in about 10 years from now? Got married last month. Granddad peed his pants at the reception. Not because he's old, but because he drank himself stupid. That was rad. Guess it's not a great party till someone pees their pants. That little gem was on the house... You're welcome.

 

It's not a wedding until someone gets ripped and either:

soils themselves

makes an arse of themselves (although this one is really entry-level stuff)

wrecks a car

gets arrested

or inspires a quickie divorce

2012-11-13 2:29 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:10 PM
mr2tony - 2012-11-13 2:09 PM New people: An introduction. This is ATX. She's an old person.
That is Gogg's. He's not a person.

I Like you already!

And congrats on the wedding thingy.

2012-11-13 2:31 PM
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If I could just get my wife to hang out the house for a bit, that would be nice.  LA again, then Miami, then I hook up in St Louis over the holiday - a neutral location, I guess?
2012-11-13 2:32 PM
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Samyg - 2012-11-13 2:29 PM

ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:10 PM
mr2tony - 2012-11-13 2:09 PM New people: An introduction. This is ATX. She's an old person.
That is Gogg's. He's not a person.

I Like you already!

And congrats on the wedding thingy.



Don't encourage her.
2012-11-13 2:39 PM
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Hey everyone.. how is all the TANites doing today?


2012-11-13 2:40 PM
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I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?
2012-11-13 2:44 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 12:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

I went to a seminar on how to submit and Reguest for Proposal to do "green" design for the military...  Most boring time EVER.

But at least the coffee was bad.

ETA:

OH, they also had a toilet that used recycled water and a sign above it in 12 languages insisting to NOT drink it...

I took a picture and put it on FB.



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2012-11-13 2:46 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 12:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

From what I gather, Cord is a Man Ho...

2012-11-13 2:47 PM
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Kido - 2012-11-13 2:44 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 12:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

I went to a seminar on how to submit and Reguest for Proposal to do "green" design for the military...  Most boring time EVER.

But the coffee was bad.

ETA:

OH, they also had a toilet that used recycled water and a sign above it in 12 languages insisting to NOT drink it...

I took a picture and put it on FB.

You know if they put one of those toilets at a college tailgater, there wouldn't be enough languages in the world to keep someone from trying.

2012-11-13 2:57 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:18 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.
Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....

I don't recall the three chairs and a table story. 

Did Goggs compose a poem in honor of your wedding?  If not, it is never too late. Oh, and best wishes to you and congratulations to the groom.



Edited by tech_geezer 2012-11-13 2:58 PM


2012-11-13 2:57 PM
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trmat79 - 2012-11-13 3:39 PM Hey everyone.. how is all the TANites doing today?

Hey Mat  How is live in the fast lane?

 

2012-11-13 2:57 PM
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Kido - 2012-11-13 12:46 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 12:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

From what I gather, Cord is a Man Ho...

Man ho's get sex and $ and I have neither.

2012-11-13 2:58 PM
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tech_geezer - 2012-11-13 12:57 PM

ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:18 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.
Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....

I don't recall the three chairs and a table story. 

Did Goggs compose a poem in honor of your wedding?  If not, it is never too late.

It's a story from a long time ago in a TAN far far away.

2012-11-13 3:01 PM
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ATXtri - 2012-11-13 2:17 PM Y'all want to hear something that will be funny in about 10 years from now? Got married last month. Granddad peed his pants at the reception. Not because he's old, but because he drank himself stupid. That was rad. Guess it's not a great party till someone pees their pants. That little gem was on the house... You're welcome.

*LIKE*

Gramps could never hold his liquor.

2012-11-13 3:02 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-11-13 3:58 PM
tech_geezer - 2012-11-13 12:57 PM

ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:18 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.
Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....

I don't recall the three chairs and a table story. 

Did Goggs compose a poem in honor of your wedding?  If not, it is never too late.

It's a story from a long time ago in a TAN far far away.

I figured that.  I just don't remember it.  I read most of the TANs, all the way back to the first one that was not even called TAN. 



2012-11-13 3:02 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 2:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

As long as you don't LOL.

2012-11-13 3:03 PM
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tech_geezer - 2012-11-13 1:02 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 3:58 PM
tech_geezer - 2012-11-13 12:57 PM

ATXtri - 2012-11-13 3:18 PM
Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:15 PM I bought a table but it only came with 3 chairs.
Gogg's and I were just reminiscing about that. Oh how that was a fun day....

I don't recall the three chairs and a table story. 

Did Goggs compose a poem in honor of your wedding?  If not, it is never too late.

It's a story from a long time ago in a TAN far far away.

I figured that.  I just don't remember it.  I read most of the TANs, all the way back to the first one that was not even called TAN. 

You have a lot of free time on your hands. It was early 09 I think. It was right before I started posting in TAN I think.

2012-11-13 3:05 PM
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Happy Tuesday TAN

Back in business. Just replaced the hard drive on my work computer.

Sucks when you blow your hard drive only to find out the server hasn't done a backup for 3 weeks..

 

2012-11-13 3:05 PM
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Big Appa - 2012-11-13 2:57 PM
Kido - 2012-11-13 12:46 PM

GomesBolt - 2012-11-13 12:40 PM I'm at another conference. This time the most popular words have been "Manholes" "Manhole inspections" and "Wiggle Room". Is it bad I chuckle each time?

From what I gather, Cord is a Man Ho...

Man ho's get sex and $ and I have neither.

Thank you for clearing up the point that you never had a man ho.

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