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2009-05-18 11:11 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-05-18 8:48 AM
Sharkie - 2009-05-18 10:46 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 8:44 AM I had an upstairs neighbor who liked to sing... and did it badly... i can remember hearing her belt one out on thanksgiving day at 7am... woke me up.. was fed up with it .. so i went upstairs knocked on the door... and a guy answered the door wearing a towel... asked him to get her to stop singing... he said sure no problem..

didn't think anything else about it until a few months later when they were moving out and met her husband..... who wasn't the dude in the towel........................................................................


It could of been someone visiting...  Just because he was in a towel doesn't mean she was having sex with him.
You're quite the pessimist!


based on what happened a few months later.... the girl showed up drunk on my door .. proceeded to offer me sex............... had never even seen the girl before that day..

there are many more details to the story that make it much funnier but too long to type...

her last words to me after she left my apartment for the 3rd time in the same day after offering "it" up to me for the 3rd time and me turning her down...

"you must be gay if you won't have sex with me"



2009-05-18 11:18 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
grdavison - 2009-05-18 11:11 AM

mr2tony - 2009-05-18 8:48 AM
Sharkie - 2009-05-18 10:46 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 8:44 AM I had an upstairs neighbor who liked to sing... and did it badly... i can remember hearing her belt one out on thanksgiving day at 7am... woke me up.. was fed up with it .. so i went upstairs knocked on the door... and a guy answered the door wearing a towel... asked him to get her to stop singing... he said sure no problem..

didn't think anything else about it until a few months later when they were moving out and met her husband..... who wasn't the dude in the towel........................................................................


It could of been someone visiting...  Just because he was in a towel doesn't mean she was having sex with him.
You're quite the pessimist!


based on what happened a few months later.... the girl showed up drunk on my door .. proceeded to offer me sex............... had never even seen the girl before that day..

there are many more details to the story that make it much funnier but too long to type...

her last words to me after she left my apartment for the 3rd time in the same day after offering "it" up to me for the 3rd time and me turning her down...

"you must be gay if you won't have sex with me"



NTTAWWT.
2009-05-18 11:19 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
mr2tony - 2009-05-18 9:18 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 11:11 AM
mr2tony - 2009-05-18 8:48 AM
Sharkie - 2009-05-18 10:46 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 8:44 AM I had an upstairs neighbor who liked to sing... and did it badly... i can remember hearing her belt one out on thanksgiving day at 7am... woke me up.. was fed up with it .. so i went upstairs knocked on the door... and a guy answered the door wearing a towel... asked him to get her to stop singing... he said sure no problem..

didn't think anything else about it until a few months later when they were moving out and met her husband..... who wasn't the dude in the towel........................................................................


It could of been someone visiting...  Just because he was in a towel doesn't mean she was having sex with him.
You're quite the pessimist!


based on what happened a few months later.... the girl showed up drunk on my door .. proceeded to offer me sex............... had never even seen the girl before that day..

there are many more details to the story that make it much funnier but too long to type...

her last words to me after she left my apartment for the 3rd time in the same day after offering "it" up to me for the 3rd time and me turning her down...

"you must be gay if you won't have sex with me"

NTTAWWT.

cause drunk skanks totally turn me on..............................................................................umm no
2009-05-18 11:19 AM
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TriAya - 2009-05-18 11:04 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 9:01 AM

Aw, my mom just sent me pics of my 15-year old cousin from her prom. My  mom sent her this really pretty pink dress that I bought in college and wore to several formals. She's a runner, so she's as thin as I was in college, so it looks great on her This is the cousin who is adopted (she's Chinese), whose mom passed away from cancer in 2004, so I'm glad she gets to wear my dress Cuz god knows my fat a$$ will never fit into it again :-P



Now now Chrissy that was a wonderful post ... until the last line!!!!

Hey, Sally Field, quit being so fuching critical of yourself already.

2009-05-18 11:20 AM
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1stTimeTri - 2009-05-18 9:19 AM

TriAya - 2009-05-18 11:04 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 9:01 AM

Aw, my mom just sent me pics of my 15-year old cousin from her prom. My  mom sent her this really pretty pink dress that I bought in college and wore to several formals. She's a runner, so she's as thin as I was in college, so it looks great on her This is the cousin who is adopted (she's Chinese), whose mom passed away from cancer in 2004, so I'm glad she gets to wear my dress Cuz god knows my fat a$$ will never fit into it again :-P



Now now Chrissy that was a wonderful post ... until the last line!!!!

Hey, Sally Field, quit being so fuching critical of yourself already.



They like they must really like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-05-18 11:22 AM
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mr2tony - 2009-05-18 9:17 AM I remember Fraggle Rock and how craptacular it was.

Mildly put.



2009-05-18 11:23 AM
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grdavison - 2009-05-18 11:20 AM
1stTimeTri - 2009-05-18 9:19 AM

TriAya - 2009-05-18 11:04 AM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 9:01 AM

Aw, my mom just sent me pics of my 15-year old cousin from her prom. My  mom sent her this really pretty pink dress that I bought in college and wore to several formals. She's a runner, so she's as thin as I was in college, so it looks great on her This is the cousin who is adopted (she's Chinese), whose mom passed away from cancer in 2004, so I'm glad she gets to wear my dress Cuz god knows my fat a$$ will never fit into it again :-P



Now now Chrissy that was a wonderful post ... until the last line!!!!

Hey, Sally Field, quit being so fuching critical of yourself already.



They like they must really like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Work = missing out on your free sexxeh offer talk.
Work = missing out on page 69.

Work sucks.

2009-05-18 11:27 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
grdavison - 2009-05-18 11:19 AM

mr2tony - 2009-05-18 9:18 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 11:11 AM
mr2tony - 2009-05-18 8:48 AM
Sharkie - 2009-05-18 10:46 AM
grdavison - 2009-05-18 8:44 AM I had an upstairs neighbor who liked to sing... and did it badly... i can remember hearing her belt one out on thanksgiving day at 7am... woke me up.. was fed up with it .. so i went upstairs knocked on the door... and a guy answered the door wearing a towel... asked him to get her to stop singing... he said sure no problem..

didn't think anything else about it until a few months later when they were moving out and met her husband..... who wasn't the dude in the towel........................................................................


It could of been someone visiting...  Just because he was in a towel doesn't mean she was having sex with him.
You're quite the pessimist!


based on what happened a few months later.... the girl showed up drunk on my door .. proceeded to offer me sex............... had never even seen the girl before that day..

there are many more details to the story that make it much funnier but too long to type...

her last words to me after she left my apartment for the 3rd time in the same day after offering "it" up to me for the 3rd time and me turning her down...

"you must be gay if you won't have sex with me"

NTTAWWT.

cause drunk skanks totally turn me on..............................................................................umm no


Dude! I'm glad I'm not the only guy who is disgusted by skanky drunk chicks. My friends are all over them. EW!
2009-05-18 11:46 AM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
You guys can send all your skanks to Tex.
2009-05-18 11:55 AM
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ATXtri - 2009-05-18 11:46 AM

You guys can send all your skanks to Tex.


It appears they're all already there.
2009-05-18 12:03 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
mr2tony - 2009-05-18 12:55 PM
ATXtri - 2009-05-18 11:46 AM You guys can send all your skanks to Tex.
It appears they're all already there.


Zing..



2009-05-18 12:06 PM
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Back from lunch, batches. Marinated some chicken for later - mmmmm...

2009-05-18 12:23 PM
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Annoying loud co-worker has now been given the new qualifier of "lazy". Arg. Get your dang manager to sign your bonus form yourself...lazy piece of carp. This is a 15-person office...



Edited by wurkit_gurl 2009-05-18 12:24 PM
2009-05-18 12:30 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
just had a delicious gyro for lunch!  yumo!  i'm debating doing my swim and run tonight, and just HTFU re: sunburn.
2009-05-18 12:31 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-18 1:30 PM just had a delicious gyro for lunch!  yumo!  i'm debating doing my swim and run tonight, and just HTFU re: sunburn.

A swim might feel good on it - cool water usually feels okay on a sunburn. Hot shower on the other hand, not so much.

2009-05-18 12:32 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 1:23 PM

Annoying loud co-worker has now been given the new qualifier of "lazy". Arg. Get your dang manager to sign your bonus form yourself...lazy piece of carp. This is a 15-person office...



Office here is half staffed on Mondays.  And everyone here likes it better without the overhead lights on. 


2009-05-18 12:44 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.

stuffed flounder for lunch... and an apple... oh and a granola bar... some chips... a can of pepsi I scavenged from the fridge downstairs... and a pack of crackers...

I'm still hungry.... what else you got?

2009-05-18 12:44 PM
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wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 1:31 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-18 1:30 PM just had a delicious gyro for lunch!  yumo!  i'm debating doing my swim and run tonight, and just HTFU re: sunburn.

A swim might feel good on it - cool water usually feels okay on a sunburn. Hot shower on the other hand, not so much.



the swim will feel fine, i'm worried about peeling off the wet suit!!!
2009-05-18 12:46 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.
I'm sippin' on a grape G2... with some cheese and an apple for meal #4 in an hour or 2. 
2009-05-18 12:52 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-18 1:44 PM
wurkit_gurl - 2009-05-18 1:31 PM

meherczeg - 2009-05-18 1:30 PM just had a delicious gyro for lunch!  yumo!  i'm debating doing my swim and run tonight, and just HTFU re: sunburn.

A swim might feel good on it - cool water usually feels okay on a sunburn. Hot shower on the other hand, not so much.



the swim will feel fine, i'm worried about peeling off the wet suit!!!

Ooh, ouch! Lots of body glide?

2009-05-18 12:53 PM
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I just joined Facebook!  Anyone want a new FB friend?

Edited by Aikidoman 2009-05-18 12:53 PM


2009-05-18 12:54 PM
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Aikidoman - 2009-05-18 1:53 PM I just joined Facebook!  Anyone want a new FB friend?


i want to friend mrs kido.
2009-05-18 12:54 PM
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meherczeg - 2009-05-18 10:30 AM just had a delicious gyro for lunch!  yumo!  i'm debating doing my swim and run tonight, and just HTFU re: sunburn.


Luckiest girl ever...

I lof me some gyros...  Could be one of the best foods EVER.
2009-05-18 12:54 PM
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Aikidoman - 2009-05-18 1:53 PM

I just joined Facebook!  Anyone want a new FB friend?

See sig plx.
2009-05-18 12:56 PM
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bcart1991 - 2009-05-18 10:54 AM
Aikidoman - 2009-05-18 1:53 PM I just joined Facebook!  Anyone want a new FB friend?
See sig plx.


Done!  You are friend #2.  Wifey had to be request #1 of course.
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