Subject: RE: TAN 75: Yanti wouldn't start me.I think some of you saw this on my FB, but I felt the need to repeat...
This is from my night last wednesday:
Phrases that do not belong in the same conversation:
1 ) Let's have lunch sometime
2 ) I will be busy next week because I have a colonoscopy scheduled to check out the polyps in my butt
3 ) Here is my phone number
4 ) Did I mention my net worth?... Read More
5 ) I'm old...
6 ) Even though I asked you out 3 years ago, I'm still waiting for you to call me.
7 ) ( I have no shame. )
All of which were just mentioned to me in a conversation between me and my neighbor. Excuse me while I go throw up now... Someone has serious verbal diarhea and it ain't me, folks. |