TAN #167 SponTANeous Combustion. (Page 60)

I also have a date tonight with a very cute girl. Our date will consist of a couple of Elmo videos and popcorn. She has beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair and I could stare at her all day. My incredible 19 month old daughter. Its a perfecvt Friday date night after a long week.

Mom and my son have a birthday party for a friend so its just me and my favorite chicky.

Well done, RoughBasin!

We have several FNGs that seem to be rotating through that spot, so you've been relieved, and hence I needed to dub thee something.

Oh, MAN. That brings tears to my eyes ... and is even better than baby elephants, I think.

P.S. I bet she has the cutest giggle ever.

She is way more adorable than a baby elephant.She is the cutest ever.

HASH NAMES!!! What's yours? I'm 2Late2Cum.

I'm Mango Slurpee I know Yanti knows that one already!

Home kennel! Ha ha ha!

Someone catch you with your hands in your pants? Or someone else's? Okay, you were only sixteen ... did you bring a ball or something?

Alright Yanti went with the fish but got a small order of nachos how does that sound?

That is a great story! We do have some amazing athletes here in TAN ...

I got hopelessly, irretrievably lost during my first hash run ... stuck in rice fields in the middle of nowhere at sunset, here it gets dark REALLY fast.

(I get lost or take a wrong turn on nearly every single race course I do, I suppose it was inevitable)

Anyhow, I did get myself back (watched for light/smoke coming from the nearest inhabited place, headed there, we were so in the boonies they only spoke Balinese, not Indonesian, and I don't speak Balinese ... but somehow they figured out I wanted to be where all the crazy beer-drinking white people were, and took me there) ... I was the last person back BY FAR and hence my nickname!

There's no such thing. You must hash!

It's just running and drinking, no?  

Excellent! See, when it comes to food and someone asks an "or" question, the right answer is always "and."

I love to drink beer but man...in the past year or so I'm not sure if it's the getting older thing or maybe so much running but I can't drink worth a damn. 

Running, drinking, and shenanigans! It's a great way to meet people ... I should have thought of this before ...

And I don't even drink, but I sure have running and shenanigans down. Okay, well, shenanigans.

I will have to remember this for future forays!

Plus I got bake sale cookies. 

So, you can hash and not drink? Hmm!

Just move to the UK - the locals will get you back on track in no time! 

I had NO idea how seriously these people take their drinking - it truly could be considered a national sport. 

mr2tony - 2012-04-13 12:40 PM

TriAya - 2012-04-13 11:38 AM The nice thing about hash for me is some people get so sloppy drunk, they actually act the same way I do sober. It's nice to fit in!

I did a couple has runs and couldn't get on board with the post-run chanting. It was very cult-like.

Some hashes are weirder, more cult-like, nakeder, more vulgar... it all depends on the group.