TAN #66: Get your kicks on TAN-66 (Page 61)

i use rechargeable batteries

eta:  environmentally friendly perv toppage

Legally change your name to HOTSTUFF.

that's better... 

That's a personnel issue, and should be brought to your Super to work with her Super.  It would get dealt with.  You're in the State system, right?  And that takes an act of Congress.

Otherwise, if you have to work personally with dumb girl, than you have to be as civil as possible, and if she gives you grief, bring it back to the Supes.  Nothing else to say, other than telling me who she is and when I'm done at work I can meet her and pull a Nancy Kerrigan job. (kidding).

Two cans and a bit of string.  Put one end on her desk and yell into it every time she gets something wrong.

But there are different types of contraceptives.  You could use the birth control stick thing that gets put into your arm and lasts a few years, vasectomy, etc...

Someone should make a toy that has to be charged with a hand crank for a minute and then could be powered off of the motion in your body (like a Rolex).  That would be entertaining.

Wifey just went to a passion party and got some things...  Not sure what they are called, and I'm not going to explain what they do.

I'm sorry though, seems to me, that if you bring stuff like that into the bedroom, it's carte blanche to 'hit that' and 'tear it up'.

I have another rule of thumb like that, if interested...

Chances are most of us have a pretty good idea on that one.

i don't bring the toys into the bedroom...but the lotions i do...passion parties has a fun one that makes everyone feel all tingly....and they have banana flavored stuff that assists in giving flowers...

You need assistance?  Isn't that what a gentle push to the back of the head is for?  Haha.

I do try.  

She has these whip cream with spinkles kind of thing.  I'll take a pass.  They taste yucky to me and I don't need the 'texture" of sprinkles.  I can do without.  Plus the stickyness?

If she likes it, then so be it.  But I don't need anything to spruce up perfection.  That's like trying to make cheez-it crackers better by adding something.  Can't be done.

That's a pretty high self-opinion there.

misunderstood.  SHE is perfect as is - I don't need any other condiments...

But is she wants to make a 'kido' sunday, go for it.  (But I still don't like feeling sticky)

It was a joke.  Didn't feel like doing the whole sarc thing.  Anyway, We've all seen pictures of you and Mrs. Kido not hard to tell which one's perfect.

My other rule of thumb.  If a girl who has expressed some interest in hooking up gets naked in front of you down to a thong under the pretense of "changing outfits", is giving non verbal permission to be thrown on the bed and taken care of at that very moment.

As confirmed by the girl who wanted to hook up with me and got naked down to a thong in front of me under the pretense of changing outfits (when asked at a later time).

However, I couldn't cuz I was dating mrs kido at the time.

no sarc font needed.  That's the troof...

Wow...man you must be living right.