TAN 45: `TANnihilating Political Threads One by One.' (Page 73)

There was a girl when i was in high school who was thin and so top heavy that she leaned forward all the time from the weight...

wow.... I thought you said, "HAIL!!!" and I thought... wow that was rather pompously regal of him...

-B

Yeah, I knew a girl who was about my size, but had a D-cup - she couldn't get breast reduction covered by her insurance because apparently, they didn't cause enough "real" problems - apparently, constant pain isn't a problem, or marks in your shoulders from having to wear a sports bra under your leotard. She couldn't afford to just pay for it outright. Poor thing was top-heavy.

O hai!!

Dear Ladies of TAN,

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

Thank you,

Preacherman

ETA:  TAN Brothers... can I get an "AMEN!"?

Her cans were HUGE. I'm sure the amount removed would have been enough. She may have just had crappy insurance - we were in college at the time.

I have been losing weight, but mine are not getting smaller.  I'm actually kinda happy about this.

That's better... thank you... and btw... care to elaborate upon your umm... breastessesses...

-B 

Tsk tsk Preacherman - you are one randy pastor.

Mine are one of the first places I gain and one of the last places that I lose.  My ribcage is small in proportion which makes finding sports bras a PITA.  However there are worse problems in life. 

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 8:46 AM

akustix - 2008-09-10 10:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

heh... "HOOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!" is what I chant to myself when I am biking up long hills... "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow, everybody needs a bossom"

don't get me started on boobies.....

This town seems to have several false idols.  Money, fame, and of course, boobies.  There are lots of real ones and fake ones.  But one thing is for sure, i f you go out clubbing, they are all out on display, and pretty much get worshiped by all the y chromosomes....

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:50 AM

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 8:46 AM

akustix - 2008-09-10 10:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

heh... "HOOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!" is what I chant to myself when I am biking up long hills... "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow, everybody needs a bossom"

don't get me started on boobies.....

This town seems to have several false idols.  Money, fame, and of course, boobies.  There are lots of real ones and fake ones.  But one thing is for sure, i f you go out clubbing, they are all out on display, and pretty much get worshiped by all the y chromosomes....

You live in Vegas and you are shocked by this? There's a reason why they call it "Sin City".

This is a very a propos conversation, as last night my roommies and I were watching The Office episode where Jan gets a boob job.

wurkit_gurl - 2008-09-10 8:51 AM

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:50 AM

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 8:46 AM

akustix - 2008-09-10 10:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

heh... "HOOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!" is what I chant to myself when I am biking up long hills... "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow, everybody needs a bossom"

don't get me started on boobies.....

This town seems to have several false idols.  Money, fame, and of course, boobies.  There are lots of real ones and fake ones.  But one thing is for sure, i f you go out clubbing, they are all out on display, and pretty much get worshiped by all the y chromosomes....

You live in Vegas and you are shocked by this? There's a reason why they call it "Sin City".

This is a very a propos conversation, as last night my roommies and I were watching The Office episode where Jan gets a boob job.

Oh, I'm not surprised.  I'm just warning those who have not been here that if they visit, they might see a little bit of gambling and boobies and maybe just a touch of drinking.  This town is not JUST about shows and buffets (or the fact I live here).  There are a just a few other small vices...

fine wurkit... I'll just take change the subject then since you are so uptight...

OOh... I know... I made real, honest to goodness moussaka last night for dinner.

excellent. 

-B

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:58 AM

wurkit_gurl - 2008-09-10 8:51 AM

Aikidoman - 2008-09-10 11:50 AM

Buddhabuddha - 2008-09-10 8:46 AM

akustix - 2008-09-10 10:44 AM

Dear Ladies of TAN,

 

You are killing my boobie groove.  Please stop talking about the boobage reduction. 

 

Thank you,

 

Preacherman

heh... "HOOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!" is what I chant to myself when I am biking up long hills... "everybody needs a bossom for a pillow, everybody needs a bossom"

don't get me started on boobies.....

This town seems to have several false idols.  Money, fame, and of course, boobies.  There are lots of real ones and fake ones.  But one thing is for sure, i f you go out clubbing, they are all out on display, and pretty much get worshiped by all the y chromosomes....

You live in Vegas and you are shocked by this? There's a reason why they call it "Sin City".

This is a very a propos conversation, as last night my roommies and I were watching The Office episode where Jan gets a boob job.

Oh, I'm not surprised.  I'm just warning those who have not been here that if they visit, they might see a little bit of gambling and boobies and maybe just a touch of drinking.  This town is not JUST about shows and buffets (or the fact I live here).  There are a just a few other small vices...

I thought Vegas was ALL about gambling, fake boobies and drinking. No surprises there, if I were to ever go to Vegas. In fact, that is the reason why I've never wanted to go to Vegas. I don't gamble, so I don't see the point. It's not that I think it's immoral or anything (though a gambling addiction is very serious), but I think it's just stupid! I'll play card games with no money (or say, a $2 ante) with friends or at company functions, but I won't throw my hard-earned money down the crapper. If I were to go to Vegas, I'd take $20, play the slots until the quarters are gone and be done with it.

I'm not uptight

What's in moussaka? Isn't it eggplant? I loathe eggplant.

Nice!!!!

My wife bought some dinner "kit" from Taget that was pretty good.  It was polenta covered with a chicken and mushroom sauce.  It was great...

eggplant, meat, tomato sauce... in layers covered with a white sauce.... 

-B