Mad Manatee Mentors 2013: CLOSED (exc/ Pop Tart bribes) (Page 73)

You don't have muffin top, you silly wench.

Even I don't have muffin top and I'm pretty muffiny.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure with one of the new SOAS or De Soto tri tops in W singlet, they have a longer cut if you REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE INVISIBLE MUFFIN TOP, you wouldn't need to wear a sports bra with them.

I don't make anything easy, do I?

foxtrotalphatango puppyuglyguppy!

Oh Em Gee. Do NOT tell me that you and I have the same sports bra.

Well, apparently, that's how you DO do it. Just one day at a time. Just this moment. When I do such things--this is rare, admittedly--I prefer to think of it as WITH something rather than without. I am enjoying THIS moment with a peaceful stomach and soon(ish)-to-be-slim body. I am enjoying this lovely strawberry/mango/papaya/etc.

Schpanks!

I've been going over every type of classified, notice, etc. in Jakarta to try and find a 2nd caretaker/househelp for my mom ... saw this one about a dog and could not stop laughing.

"Beautiful black puppy/small dog up for adoption/foster. Great with kids, not good with rabbits.  Healthy and happy! Please sms 087886642946 if interested"

Okay. I'm in for the 30 min/day Jogo Challenge.

I feel so out of touch lately, but final grades are in, my assessment reports are finished (for now -- more to do on Thursday when I get information from others). Today is the little boys' last day of school (out at 11:30 a.m.). Number One son gets back from his Oregon/Washington visit tomorrow at 11 a.m. And Dairy Land is open!!! Summer is officially beginning in my house this week.

So there's this 10k trail run that I have wanted to do for years. They run a 28 mile bike ride at the same time, and I usually do that, but this year, I'm thinking of taking my bike up with me, running the 10k, and then biking for a couple hours on some hills. Please tell me to DOOO  EEET (or however you spell it.)

Here's the description:

“The course includes roadways, rolling native grassland, cowboys, the famed Suicide Hill, and start/finish on Main Street. This course is as beautiful as it is demanding and it brings out the best in runners each year.”

EEEEKS, oops!!!

Ok, this is only semi-relevant but pretty funny.

When J was 5 or so she brought her turtle out in the yard to play (I mean, lets start here, WTF?) but anyway the turtle somehow ran away (again, how in the...?) They looked everywhere and couldn't find it.

10 years later, I kid you not, 10 years! Her dad found him when he was mowing the lawn. They just dug out the old tank (or whatever you call a turtle home) and put him back in and he lived like 5 more years or something. 

*The turtle did not kill any rabbits 

EEEEKS, oops!!!

Ok, this is only semi-relevant but pretty funny.

When J was 5 or so she brought her turtle out in the yard to play (I mean, lets start here, WTF?) but anyway the turtle somehow ran away (again, how in the...?) They looked everywhere and couldn't find it.

10 years later, I kid you not, 10 years! Her dad found him when he was mowing the lawn. They just dug out the old tank (or whatever you call a turtle home) and put him back in and he lived like 5 more years or something. 

*The turtle did not kill any rabbits 

I think this may be my favorite story ever on here. Although, it may have been even better if it DID eat rabbits!

The race organization that Jen and I avoid is famous for being late with results and having mess ups.  At the race we did in February the half marathon course was poorly laid out--marked even worse and there were no show volunteers due to craptastic weather.  Several lead runners wound up cutting the course short so she never figured out who actually won the race.  

Yep, this is a seasoned RD.....we hate doing her events.  ALWAYS bugged up.

Kind of thought of you and Jen when I asked the question. Wondered if it was part of your aversion to a certain race company.

So I just got off the phone with my mom. She's being released from Stanford today.

She collapsed/fainted on Saturday. EMTs came and had to use defib on her as they got out to the ambulance. After some tests at the local hospital, they found that she had blood clots in her lungs. The docs consulted with Stanford, and around 9pm they flew her up to undergo a procedure that night. I was able to talk to her on Monday...she was a little loopy from morphine. And today she's back to her chatty self.

It's been a pretty emotional few days, especially after my grandma last month, but she's going to be okay

Wacha stressin' bout?

So I just got off the phone with my mom. She's being released from Stanford today.

She collapsed/fainted on Saturday. EMTs came and had to use defib on her as they got out to the ambulance. After some tests at the local hospital, they found that she had blood clots in her lungs. The docs consulted with Stanford, and around 9pm they flew her up to undergo a procedure that night. I was able to talk to her on Monday...she was a little loopy from morphine. And today she's back to her chatty self.

It's been a pretty emotional few days, especially after my grandma last month, but she's going to be okay

We've got a couple of race series here that are suuuuper slow to post and really relaxed about course cutters etc. The thing is, they cost like $10 so I'm willing to deal with it.

So I just got off the phone with my mom. She's being released from Stanford today.

She collapsed/fainted on Saturday. EMTs came and had to use defib on her as they got out to the ambulance. After some tests at the local hospital, they found that she had blood clots in her lungs. The docs consulted with Stanford, and around 9pm they flew her up to undergo a procedure that night. I was able to talk to her on Monday...she was a little loopy from morphine. And today she's back to her chatty self.

It's been a pretty emotional few days, especially after my grandma last month, but she's going to be okay