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Just in case:

Funguy = fungi = mushrooms.

I love the transitive property.

Fixed. 

hotter than an angry dragon. 

I could pull off the grill and an Abe lincoln. 

That's some BLING, Girl!!! (said with proper SE DC accent)

Did John hear that during his race through SE? 

no, it would be "Dats some bling, girrrrrrl!!" 

Would it be preceded or followed by whistles? 

And if you are really lucky, some butt slapping.

None of the chicks in the marathon had any bling, so I did not hear any of that.  Turtle would have been chased through the streets by those dudes; especially considering her booty - "Black Man's Kryptonite"

Ok, we've got running from the po-po and towards turtle's booty.  what else? 

running from the po-po and towards turtle's booty while selling crack.  The rest of the day goes something like this:

Cruising down the street in my 6-4
Jockin the freaks clocking the dough
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shooting some hoops
A car pulls up who can it be
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about making that GTA


Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talking that trash we'll pull your card
Knowing nothing in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't saying

Donald B's in the place to give me the pace
He said my man JB is on freebase
The boy JB was a friend of mine
Till I caught him in my car trying to steal my Alpine
Chased him up the street to call a truce
The silly cluck head pulled out a deuce-deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge
One sucker dead, LA Times first page

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a place where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, making that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I started drinking
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinking
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bit*h by her nappy as* weave
She started talkin , wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross cold knocked his old as* out

I'm rollin hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped my 6-4 round the telephone poll
I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and go buy another"
Walkin home I see the G ride
Now Kat is drivin Kilo on the side
As they busted a U, they got pulled over
An undercover cop in a dark green Nova
Kat got beaten for resistin arrest
He socked the pig in the head for rippin his Guess
Now G is caught for doin the crime
Fourth offence on the boy, he'll do some time

I went to get them out but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the county jail
Two days later in municiple court
Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart
Disruption of a court, said the judge
On a six-year sentence my man didn't budge
Bailiff came over to turn him in
Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!" then came Suzy
The bit*h came in with a sub-machine Uzi
Police shot the bit*h but didn't hurt her
Both up state for attempted murder

Knowing you, Z could probably say "antidisestablishmentarianism" and you'd think it sounded like "anal."

Wow, I should definitely try this word, once I actually finish reading it  

it's a one track mind... which is why I like you so much.

Funny that everyone was upset that COJ was taken from us this morning and then its brought back..

I would have guessed everyone would have been rejoicing, but it's awfully quiet in here!

I'm rejoicing! I thought we would have to move to Virginia forum How tacky!