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 2009-04-15 8:08 AM in reply to: #2085388 |
Master  3127     Sunny Southern Cal |  Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bikenazgul1 - 2009-04-15 5:30 AM Oh my. I joined this site just to reply to this thread. You are internet famous for this now as it has spread to other cycling forums. Internet fame is truly a great honor to have achieved. Is this now to the level of "Star Wars Kid"? |
| 2009-04-15 8:58 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| 1 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Dude - you won the internet with this. Epic fail. |
| 2009-07-23 1:07 PM in reply to: #2045298 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike morganjohnson - 2009-03-28 12:54 AM TriAya - 2009-03-26 4:07 PM dtjunkie - 2009-03-26 12:55 PM morganjohnson - 2009-03-26 3:07 PM Why waste the extra minutes stopping? So that you're not covered in your own urine? That seems like a big plus.If you do it right, surprisingly, you're not. It seems harder for girls than guys, though. A good downhill followed by a well-aimed water bottle can do wonders.
Bingo. I'm not sure how you guys pee but I think "covered" might be a bit of an over-statement... ? So you get a little pee on your leg. The 1-2 minutes it takes you to stop could yank away your AG place. Why risk it? Just hose down after if you must. Triathlon is no place for being squeamish : D If any of you on me, you are getting sued for assault with a bodily fluid. |
| 2009-08-04 1:23 PM in reply to: #2045298 |
Slower Than You 9566 Cracklantaburbs | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Bump fpr epic greatness. |
| 2009-10-01 9:33 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike |
| 2009-10-02 12:25 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Veteran 260 Simsbury, CT | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Back in college, after nights filled with soda pop and book reading, I learned to master the pee walk. Because it is so hard to hold it for and extra 5 minutes, after drinking so much soda, It was fabulous and impressed plenty of friends at that point. Well during my race, first tri, I was on the bike and said damn I have to pee and then spent the next 4 miles contemplating... Tooo Peee or not Tooo Peeee. Went against it but then like a I waited till after the race, after cool down, after I grabbed something to eat, and then finally went after an hour long ride home. God I'm smart! I did get some good laughs thinking what my fiancee would say after the race. |
| 2009-10-02 8:55 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Colorado | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I really like this gal. From a distance at least.  Edited by delosh 2009-10-02 9:01 AM |
| 2009-10-02 10:51 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
New user 58 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Bump this forever. I just got the best ab workout in a week laughing so hard. Thanks. |
| 2009-10-02 3:34 PM in reply to: #2438198 |
Pro 6011 Camp Hill, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike JRowe81 - 2009-10-02 1:25 AM Back in college, after nights filled with soda pop and book reading, I learned to master the pee walk. Because it is so hard to hold it for and extra 5 minutes, after drinking so much soda, It was fabulous and impressed plenty of friends at that point. Well during my race, first tri, I was on the bike and said damn I have to pee and then spent the next 4 miles contemplating... Tooo Peee or not Tooo Peeee. Went against it but then like a I waited till after the race, after cool down, after I grabbed something to eat, and then finally went after an hour long ride home. God I'm smart! I did get some good laughs thinking what my fiancee would say after the race. Dude, I think you missed what the OP actually did. Read it again. This thread is entertaining no matter how many times you read it! |
| 2009-10-02 3:52 PM in reply to: #2438085 |
Pro 4353 Wallingford, PA | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike TriToy - 2009-10-01 10:33 PM How did I miss this??? OMG I have been laughing so hard that I have been crying! So what the heck were you searching for to find it now (2 moths after the last post to the thread)?? |
| 2009-10-02 4:03 PM in reply to: #2439698 |
Champion 5376 PA | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike jsnowash - 2009-10-02 4:52 PM TriToy - 2009-10-01 10:33 PM How did I miss this??? So what the heck were you searching for to find it now (2 moths after the last post to the thread)??OMG I have been laughing so hard that I have been crying! My guess is Red Bull or crap. |
| 2009-10-02 5:16 PM in reply to: #2438085 |
| Modesto, California | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike TriToy - 2009-10-01 7:33 PM How did I miss this??? OMG I have been laughing so hard that I have been crying! Thanks for digging it up, I don't know how you found this, its just as funny as when I first read it. I always loose it after the Hot Tamales, I cant stop laughing! If you can find that picture of that runner that did this during his race wearing running shorts, that was good too! |
| 2009-10-02 5:27 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Expert 1028 Chandler, AZ | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I rode a portion of this infamous ride this weekend. I could not help but think of Paulette's comments as I passed a spot where her conversation started.  |
| 2009-10-02 7:31 PM in reply to: #2438570 |
| Veteran 133 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike delosh - 2009-10-02 8:55 AM I really like this gal. From a distance at least. You mean from up wind at least? |
| 2009-10-02 10:19 PM in reply to: #2439698 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike jsnowash - 2009-10-02 4:52 PM TriToy - 2009-10-01 10:33 PM How did I miss this??? So what the heck were you searching for to find it now (2 moths after the last post to the thread)??OMG I have been laughing so hard that I have been crying! It was linked in the 'Things I learned on BT' thread.... |
| 2009-10-02 10:44 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Elite 2553 Tucson, AZ | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike This thread has become famous outside of BT. I was reading in the off-topic section of a car forum and this thread was linked! |
| 2009-10-07 8:51 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Regular 143 Maynard, MA | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike THIS is Hilarious!!! I can't even imagine the sensation of riding a bike after doing that to myself. |
| 2010-01-24 1:31 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Expert 950 Ann Arbor | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Bump! |
| 2010-01-24 1:56 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
Extreme Veteran 521 Coldstream ,BC | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I wondered what happened to this thread. A year later and it still makes me laugh my a$$ off. |
| 2010-01-24 2:22 PM in reply to: #2631790 |
Champion 6503 NOVA - Ironic for an Endurance Athlete | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Wow, I am jealous. I cannot even join the famous Yellow Socks Club. |
| 2010-01-25 6:47 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| 22 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike I just read this for the first time...pretty damn hilarious. Reminds me of this story, similar in it's epic failure, about a kid with a new sports bike (the motor kind)... I'd tell you what happens, but I think it would spoil it... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 |
| 2010-01-26 7:35 AM in reply to: #2020626 |
Extreme Veteran 353 New York | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike THANK YOU for this post. It is the most hilarious thing I have ever read. My stomach is killing me from laughing so hard. I almost peed myself laughing! Should have read it while on a long bike ride... We should have this permanently positioned at the top of the list, except that it might scare off any new people... Kelly |
 2010-02-11 10:37 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
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| 2010-02-11 10:48 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Member 72 | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Hey guys I can't resist this one. The original poster has a bike for sale on the AZ forum. I hope it comes with a new seat...  http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=195837&posts=5&start=1 |
| 2010-03-10 3:47 PM in reply to: #2020626 |
| Veteran 192 Draper, Utah | Subject: RE: Going to the bathroom on the bike Bump |
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