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2010-03-10 3:59 PM
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pbarlowtri - 2010-03-10 4:47 PM Bump


WOW, this one never ceases to amaze!  I laugh so hard every time! Classic!


2010-03-10 4:26 PM
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Paulettejo - 2010-02-11 8:37 PM

hi *waves hands*


<3 PJ so much! 
2010-03-10 6:13 PM
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hands down thread of the year!

WOW

how the hell can u ride with a .... on those tight short...

nasty nasty
2010-03-10 7:35 PM
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This has got to be the greatest thread of ALL TIME!!! That sux major arse, but it's so funny I just can't quit laughing. Not laughing too hard cuz I could imagine this would happen to me......
2010-03-10 8:48 PM
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It must be close to the anniversary date of this event!!! Ha Haaa!! Even though this is a year old post, it is still funny!!! I'm glad someone dug this up!!!   

It reminds me of this picture!! 

http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=791  

DON'T BE THIS GUY!!!! 



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2010-03-10 9:15 PM
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OMG...I went from laughing to almost puking...that's just nasty...somebody please remove that pic



2010-03-10 9:20 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to the "runs".
2010-03-10 9:20 PM
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skarl - 2009-03-26 7:34 PM
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morganjohnson - 2009-03-26 3:07 PM Why waste the extra minutes stopping?
So that you're the person behind you is not covered in your own urine? That seems like a big plus.

Gotta go really fast, have good down and out aim, and it's not a problem

Make sure no one's coming up behind you 1st!  That would be worse than getting hit by a snot rocket.



isn't urine semi sterile, in some kind of way? I've heard it has sterile properties...

i'd rather have a few droplets of urine hit me than any kind of snot!
2010-03-11 7:17 AM
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Thank you for this!! haha!
2010-03-11 9:13 AM
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islandertek - 2010-03-10 9:48 PM It must be close to the anniversary date of this event!!! Ha Haaa!! Even though this is a year old post, it is still funny!!! I'm glad someone dug this up!!!   

It reminds me of this picture!! 


DON'T BE THIS GUY!!!! 


At some point don't you just say F-it and stop?  I would have to be in the lead at Kona to let that happen and keep going.
(notice I didn't re-post the pic) Any other situation, and I mean ANY and I'm taking a DNF!
2010-03-11 10:40 AM
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You are quite possibly the most hard core person I have ever heard of!  In fact, if I have to do that to tri, I may just reconsider!  Absolutely no offense taken by your post, it is just that you are way more intense than I ever desire to be!  And I am very intense for a fat guy. 

All of my Chuck Norris takes are now going to become Paulette takes. 

Paulette is not biking on her trainer, she is providing the energy for the earths rotation! 

Simply awesome!

Dave. 


2010-03-11 11:23 AM
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one year later, this is still the funniest doggone thread on the web
2010-03-11 7:54 PM
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i just wanted to offer my services as a male escort to all the ladies posting on this thread

PJ is my hero
2010-06-14 10:01 AM
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MtnJay - 2009-03-17 12:58 PM

Is the new definition for a crap in yer bike shorts now called a Hot Tamale?

Paulette, you are one hardcore chica! (with quite the loving set of club members 'n friends!)




So, if you get passed by someone with crap in their tri shorts, did you just getted "Hot Tamaled"? :D
2010-06-14 2:34 PM
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I am so happy that I just got the chance to see this thread. Pure awesomeness.
2010-06-14 3:03 PM
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" I kind of have bathroom problems"

Then WTF would you eat hot tomales, chips and a red bull?  Am I missing something?

This has to be a joke. 



2010-06-14 3:10 PM
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SpeedAgent - 2010-06-14 1:03 PM

" I kind of have bathroom problems"

Then WTF would you eat hot tomales, chips and a red bull?  Am I missing something?

This has to be a joke. 


It's no joke. She's the hottest foulest chick on BT.
2010-06-14 3:27 PM
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I think pooing in your pants on race day is a great idea, as it may slow down the competition. That is why I plan to do this during my next race - only I will try it during the swim in order to achieve maximum effectiveness.
2010-06-14 4:40 PM
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ToeKnail - 2010-06-14 3:27 PM I think pooing in your pants on race day is a great idea, as it may slow down the competition. That is why I plan to do this during my next race - only I will try it during the swim in order to achieve maximum effectiveness.


Don't forget to cut a release flap in the wetsuit. You don't want to "waste" the effort. 
2010-06-14 8:21 PM
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AcesFull - 2009-03-18 11:33 PM

Read this thread, laughed my azz off, forwarded it to the wife, watched the video.

Just now, laying in bed it finally clicked and I had to get up and post. 

No way this happened.  

I like to think of myself as tough to fool, but this one had me completely bamboozled.  No way PJ makes this mistake after logging 2500+ miles last year.  One of the better pranks I've seen, you really had me.

Well done madam (and friends).  Well done. 

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Oh, and here's PJ's log for Sunday.  You'd think pants crapping would be mentioned.

3h 30m62.50 miles17.86 Mi/hr




So much fun.  I really don't have time to recount the awesomeness, but damn...

 

I will admit I too checked her logs

I dunno...knowing Paulette I think it could go either way.  I think we need to hear it from the horse's mouth.




Oh come on, that was taking things a bit too far.

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pipsyboy - 2010-06-14 9:21 PM

I will admit I too checked her logs



Oh come on, that was taking things a bit too far.


Ha!! Now that's funny.


2010-06-15 8:24 AM
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eliwashere - 2010-06-14 5:40 PM
ToeKnail - 2010-06-14 3:27 PM I think pooing in your pants on race day is a great idea, as it may slow down the competition. That is why I plan to do this during my next race - only I will try it during the swim in order to achieve maximum effectiveness.


Don't forget to cut a release flap in the wetsuit. You don't want to "waste" the effort. 


Thanks eliwashere! Another perfect example of why I visit this site frequently - to pick up tips like this from those of you with so much more experience.
2010-06-15 2:16 PM
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islandertek - 2010-03-10 9:48 PM It must be close to the anniversary date of this event!!! Ha Haaa!! Even though this is a year old post, it is still funny!!! I'm glad someone dug this up!!!   

It reminds me of this picture!! 

http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=791  

DON'T BE THIS GUY!!!! 


This is possibly the most horrible thing I've seen.

Don't we all race for personal achievement? Doesn't that get flushed down the tube when you have poo running down your leg?


To the original thread: I'm really missing the humor in this and only see the horror.  Is it maybe a case of - it's so horribly if you don't laugh you'll cry? 
Just... ugh.
And now it's posted to the internet where it will live forever.
2010-06-15 8:07 PM
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I read this last year and could not stop laughing, had same reaction this year! Wow I need to ride with her some day!Laughing
2010-06-15 8:13 PM
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Apotheosis - 2010-06-15 10:16 AM
islandertek - 2010-03-10 9:48 PM It must be close to the anniversary date of this event!!! Ha Haaa!! Even though this is a year old post, it is still funny!!! I'm glad someone dug this up!!!   

It reminds me of this picture!! 

http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=791  

DON'T BE THIS GUY!!!! 


This is possibly the most horrible thing I've seen.

Don't we all race for personal achievement? Doesn't that get flushed down the tube when you have poo running down your leg?


To the original thread: I'm really missing the humor in this and only see the horror.  Is it maybe a case of - it's so horribly if you don't laugh you'll cry? 
Just... ugh.
And now it's posted to the internet where it will live forever.


Obviously...none of it was flushed down the tube.
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