BT Swim Challenge (Page 9)

Down here in south florida, we have quite a bit of culture...The popular style on the beach is the thong.  How 'bout we add front/back thong pics to our list of demands for the boys.

Right...thongs for the guys and topless for the girls...I'm sure we can all agree to that.

Getting back to the Jammers question...I specifically stated in my personal challenge that I would post a pic of me in JAMMERS if any individual girl swam more than me this month...and I'm sticking by my word.  Now, I guess we never really nailed down the specifics of the team competition aside from saying swim suits.  I think it's fair that if the women want to require banana hammocks for the guys, that the guys require 2-piece suits for the girls.  Otherwise we leave the option open to your choice of racing suit.  Personally, I don't think a speedo can handle what I've got

Roster updated as of 9am 5/5.  The boys currently have 44 team members for a total of 1,102,950m/y and an average goal of ~25k.  The ladies have 31 team members for a total of 652,000m/y and an average goal of ~21k. 

Deadline to get in on the challenge is noon EST Friday 5/6.  I'll make one final update to the roster Friday afternoon.

BT Team DY!K Vs. Chyck Swim Challenge

Ladies of Team Chyck ... while eye candy can be a nice treat (male or otherwise depending on your persuasion). The point is to WIN. To demolish the opposition. To feel swimmingly superior to the male contestants! To giggle at the darling men for their attempt to compete with the women.

The losers are not only to post a new avatar with their speedos (or jammers), they are supposed to change their signature. Here's the poem I propose that the men use when we emasculate them in the swimming challenge:

Beaten by the Buttercups

Couldn’t get my yardage up.

I need to spend more time in pool.

Man, the truth is women rule!

Followed by list of Team Chyck teammembers.

You know, it's probably not a good idea to swim after you've been doing all those drugs.  Talk about changing the rules...

Sir, I refer you to 151258 - in reply to #151251. The stipulation was made that the loser's change their signature AND list the winning teammembers. If you want to get technical, the reference was made to Cupcake (not Buttercup) and we can change those first two lines to:

Beaten by the Cupcakes

I talk smack cuz my swimming’s fake

Whichever works for you.

I guess the men will have to devise a nice little signature for the ladies then...I'm thinking something along the lines of:

The men rule, why did we think we could compete?

We're just silly girls, should've known we'd get beat.

So now we pay the price all month long,

A picture of our ass in a skimpy little thong.

No, no, no. We never agreed to thongs. Full length body shots in swimsuits (same applies to girls/boys). That's the deal!

Unfortunately he is a lonely little monkey..

Yikes....is this going downhill already...???   Next thing you know the rule will be all photos will be taken while wearing full length flannels!  

But, I wouldn't mind coming up with a different name for this competition....something a little more PG (as opposed to PC)....

Danny