The "Ultimate COJ Thread About Nothing" Thread # 3 (Page 98)

I really hate 'spurt climbers' out on a ride. You know, the guys that will spurt past you, and then SLOW DOWN right in front of you while you're steadily climbing a 7 percent grade?

I need to start taking my MTB up there and kicking their azzes on their silly little road bikes to just teach them a lesson. Climbers pfftt. Climb past THIS, mfers

Of course, I am going to get banned for violating the COJ "you can't call a group of people something in a blanket fashion" policy?

But I wish to clarify that spurt climbers are merely a subset of road cyclist types. 

Oh, and I'm not trolling. I'm just about a guy on a Cannondale that was irking me on the climb to Folsom Prison last night. Is that OK? OK? 

I see Tony's new avatar.

I can't help but wonder if he is wearing 2 helmets and 2 pair of cycling shoes ... well wait, 2 pair of shoes would just be silly but 2 helmets not so much. 

Dude, I am about a nanometer away from closing my account. That's how disgusted and fed up I feel today. 

I hate it when that happens.  My coworkers call that "stupid legs".  My legs took about 3 miles to warm up this morning.... 

Cool. I'm still (despite Fishr's advice) about a nanometer away from leaving BT and closing my account.

But who will we make fun of if you leave? You can't leave us. You love us.