COJ intro (Page 2)

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You really didn't have to admit that you are training for a triathlon.  You could just lie about it and fit right in anyway.

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Snerk. This sh-t is awesome.

Hey Josh as I'm sure you've figured out by now, I am the voice of reason on CoJ.  If you keep that in mind we will have no problems...

You're going to fit in just fine, here.

Hahahahaha...LMFAO...I knew we'd find out who was feeling guilty! 

 

Edited by max 2007-05-16 9:14 PM

Phew - 2 pages the next morning. Thanks for the welcome. In all seriousness, the [strikethrough]dysfunctional[/strikethrough] happy family atmosphere is what drew me in.

Updates...

> What's the PIN for your ATM card

hint... 2 of my BT age numbers are in it.

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> is there enough cowbell, and why do you hate america

never... and because neither party can ever come up with a good candidate

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> 250 words on which religions you hate and why

The 250th word in my thesaurus here at work is "adhesive." I wish I could glue all the muslims, hindus, christians, agnostics, and atheists together until they killed each other or realized how much they have in common. I'm a member of a right-leaning religion but often prefer the company of the left.

I triple checked - the above paragraph is EXACTLY 250 characters, not including spaces! Sorry, no time for 250 words - ironic since I spent 10 minutes counting characters and editing.

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>The madness is like NYC, except you don't have to travel to get to it.

Okay, more confessions - one of the two (yes, two) "friends, more than friends, not friends at all" lives in NYC.

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> what color is your bike?

trek 1000 postal (has some red, and red handlebar tape). Seriously - 'twas purchased for me after I was hit by a pickup truck (that did not run over my head) commuting to school a few years ago. Some road rash, a few stiches and bruises, and I say it was totally worth it.

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>got all that off your (formerly) bloody chest

"sport" bandaids are miracle workers - body glide isn't enough once my sweat line passes my nips (at about mile 3 - heavy sweater alert). They stay on through anything, but pull off fairly easily if I remember to do it before the sweat dries at the end of the workout.

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> Do you wax

No, but lets just say between the clippers, razor, and tweezers (you heard me), I'm a very well manacured man. I am a firm believer in SUCTION.

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>Are you sure you were an English teacher? "affect" is a verb, "effect" is a noun

Shame on me! Notice I said FORMER.

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>Tire changing? Ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Never flatted! I have been on lockdown in a Saudi Arabian palace.

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>Kiss my @ss both of you. Hey now. Is that any way to speak in front of the newbie?

Only if, by "both of you" she meant I (as the new guy) could kiss too.



Thanks again for the welcome. Glad I could start the COJ intro tradition. How nice if my first post reached multiple pages. Feel free to keep up with the off-color and off-topic remarks.

PS - I'm a little sad no one asked to see my clothes-less assatar... though I wouldn't have shown it anyway.





Edited by JoshKaptur 2007-05-17 7:24 AM

Sorry, Josh. The approved way to enter CoJ is not your method - to immediately charm the old timers into accepting you - it is the way I did it - post for the first time in a major CoJ insiders thread being sure to insult one of the more combative and well-liked veteran posters.

Now people like you too much to tell you what they think. You must now make amends by saying something unnecessarily mean to Don.

Plese note I just used "yank" correctly in the most embarassing moment thread, I think.

I will work on a good insult for several COJ veterans.

Josh - If this thread and your story on the 'most embarrassing' thread are any preview of the input you'll be providing, you will be a very, very welcome addition to this space. Talk about making a splash at the very beginning...