Subject: RE: Question??? TriBC membership. VanCityJ - 2008-01-25 10:01 AM hazmaster - 2008-01-24 12:14 PM ILowe - 2008-01-24 6:55 AM the bar and says " the highball are on me" A big brown bear strolls into a bar and says "Hey, can I get....................................................................................................a beer?" Bartender says "Sure, what's with the big pause?" Bear looks at his hands and says, "I dunno. I was born with them." Booo! Booo? WTH? I even put a picture of a bear up there?!!?! Okay...how do you catch an elephant? First, did a big hole, a real big hole. Fill it with ash and put a handfull of peanuts on the top and go hide in some nearby bushes. Next when the elephant wanders by, he'll naturally want a peanut. When he reaches in to get a peanut, run out from the bush and kick the elephant in the ash hole!!! You got him!!! Taa da! |