It's official I'm a triathlete according to my daughter

Classic! The kids say the darndest things...

I'm an American diplomat. When my daughter started elementary school all the kids in her class were always excited to see me. I think she was in second grade when I realized she had been telling everyone her dad is an acrobat. I'm sure the kids always expected me to enter or depart with some sort of breath taking stunt!

I just had my first about 9 months ago. I cannot wait till he starts talking.
I have been around my nephew since he was born and he is now 2 yrs old and he associates me with a police car since I am a Dy. Sheriff. He calls me the Po-Po! I get a kick out of it every time I hear it.
Nick

Yeah, that and if you're single...



Edited by Steve- 2004-12-29 3:32 PM

I also have a 10 month old and can not wait till she starts talking.

I have a freind who's 2 year old daughter got a digger truck for her Christmas present. After playing with it for 20 minutes or so she declaired that the truck was tierd and needed to go to bed......she then put the truck in her rocker and coverd it with a blanket and.......tip toed out of the room and told every one to be quiet. It was a riot but we all kept quiet while giggling to our selves. They dont miss a trick these kiddies do they?!

i hope I get called a triathlete one day by ANYONE.

Edited by Spanner 2004-12-30 12:35 AM

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My daughter's kindergarten classmates think I'm a Space Shuttle Commander. I eat lunch with them twice a week in my helicopter flight suit (her school is right next to the hospital where I am based). I explained my job to them once, but I guess my job description was insufficiently cool. I get lot's of questions about why I don't burn up upon re-entry, that sort of thing... As far as the triathlons go, why daughter expects that I will win every race that I enter. Better get on the bike. :-)

It's official...my 14 yo daughter thinks I am an ATM.

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My daughter has some symptoms already at age five. Hasn't  yet developed full ATM-syndrome. For now she just thinks it grows on trees, and all of the trees belong to me. I'll tell you one thing though, she's the best thing that's ever happened to me so if being broke is the price of admission, so be it. :-) :-) :-) I'll just pray she takes good care of me and drives me to the race site when I'm in the 80 and over age group...

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