Pick up lines - who's got 'em?

Is that a keg in your pants cause i would love to tap that a$$.

Did anyone tell you, you look like Reese Witherspoon?  (that actually work for me on my wife)

Do you use Windex on those jeans?  Cause I can see myself in your pants.

and, my all time fave:

Nice Shoes.  Wanna F*ck? 

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb!

Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! (israeli = is really)

That's my fave too... always makes me laugh.

All those curves and me with no brakes.

May I use your legs for a belt?

Along with the "nice shoes....."

Hey baby, wanna get a pizza & f*ck?  (slap to face)   What?  You don't like pizza?!?!

She sooooo does! I think that everytime I see her, but she's such a spitting image that I've never said anything because I figured she gets it all the time!

My favorite (although have not had to use it in 17 years):

 Hi, My name is (fill in the blank), when you catch your breath, you can tell me yours!

That's an okay line - esp. if she really does. And RW is cute and not trashy, so it'd be a compliment.

Thanks!!!    

Ew - tacky. (On their part, not yours) Guys with babies are cute, but I wouldn't hit on one, as I'd assume that there is a mother somewhere in the picture, possibly still involved.

A decent looking guy with a cute dog, though - HOT.

I think it's goes something like this - *rolls over on the bed towards and says* "You feel like it tonight"?

Oh, wait a minute, this is a thread for SINGLES!  Sorry.

If I used any pickup line anywhere, I'd be deadmeat.

A couple more - these are longer though so you have to be careful on the delivery, espically after a few drinks.......

 Those clothes don't do you any justice baby.
It's either a dress or nothing.... and I happen to have "not a dress" in my car.

Say "Excuse me, do you have your tickets?"
She says "For what?"
You flex your biceps and say "The Gun Show"