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 2010-10-01 7:13 PM |
Elite  4547   |  Subject: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me!I found out today...I am a black panther.  My 2nd grader's creative writing assignment at school today had the prompt, "You woke up today and each member of your family was a different kind of animal." My boy made himself an eagle. I was a black panther. My wife was an owl. His little sister was a puffin. His 6 month old baby brother was a monkey. On Monday, we get to read the story...I can't wait! what animal would you be? (The Bear doesn't have to answer) Edited by ChineseDemocracy 2010-10-01 7:14 PM |
| 2010-10-01 7:15 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
Master 1529  Living in the past | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! 2nd graders (and conservatives) are quite perceptive.... ETA: Forgot my animal...not sure, but if there was such a thing as a "crotchety" one, I'd be that... Edited by Force 2010-10-01 7:17 PM |
| 2010-10-01 7:17 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
| Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! Let's see Your kid is a majestic soaring eagle Your wife is a sage and wise owl Your little girl's a cute and cuddly puffin the baby is understandably a silly monkey And you are a nocturnal man eating beast....... |
| 2010-10-01 7:26 PM in reply to: #3129261 |
Elite 4547 | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! ChrisM - 2010-10-01 8:17 PM Let's see Your kid is a majestic soaring eagle Your wife is a sage and wise owl Your little girl's a cute and cuddly puffin the baby is understandably a silly monkey And you are a nocturnal man eating beast....... lmao! that was awesome. A+ for your Creative Writing tonight sir. |
| 2010-10-01 7:41 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
Iron Donkey 38643  , Wisconsin | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! No guessing here. EEEAAAWWW!!! |
| 2010-10-01 7:50 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
 Bronze member | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! LOL - very funny! |
| 2010-10-01 8:25 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! I am a DRAGON, sir. And that's not just in reference to my breath and my, ahem, reverse breath. Dragons COMMAND the seas and sky. Land, not so good. We're kind of waddly or slithery. But we sure know how to heat things up.  Okay, who am I kidding. We all know I'm really a pop-tart eating hyena. In the awkward stage. Who acts like a 6-month-old Great Dane puppy. Edited by TriAya 2010-10-01 8:27 PM |
| 2010-10-04 8:43 AM in reply to: #3129256 |
Champion 10668 Tacoma, Washington | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! |
| 2010-10-04 9:56 AM in reply to: #3129347 |
Champion 16743 Somewhere I can be nekidd | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! TriAya - 2010-10-01 9:25 PM I am a DRAGON, sir. And that's not just in reference to my breath and my, ahem, reverse breath. Dragons COMMAND the seas and sky. Land, not so good. We're kind of waddly or slithery. But we sure know how to heat things up. Okay, who am I kidding. We all know I'm really a pop-tart eating hyena. In the awkward stage. Who acts like a 6-month-old Great Dane puppy. As the owner of a 4 month old Great Dane puppy - what's not to love about that? |
| 2010-10-04 1:33 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
| Master 2083 Houston, TX | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! I'm impressed your 2nd grader knows what a puffin is, and used it!!! Smart kid you got there. I'd probably be a rhino or a bull or something. Not really good for much, charges when challenged, and too stubborn for my own good. |
| 2010-10-04 3:43 PM in reply to: #3129300 |
Expert 1231 B'ham | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! trigal38 - 2010-10-01 5:50 PM LOL - very funny! Possibly a result of seeing you nurse Sis? I'll have to ask our 3 year old when I get home - I'm sure it will be interesting |
| 2010-10-04 7:14 PM in reply to: #3129261 |
Elite 3022 Preferably on my bike somewhere | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! ChrisM - 2010-10-01 8:17 PM Let's see Your kid is a majestic soaring eagle Your wife is a sage and wise owl Your little girl's a cute and cuddly puffin the baby is understandably a silly monkey And you are a nocturnal man eating beast....... That's freakin' hysterical. |
| 2010-10-04 9:09 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
Expert 1146 Johns Creek, Georgia | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! Im a PIRATE, that's as close to animal as I can be |
| 2010-10-04 11:28 PM in reply to: #3129256 |
Extreme Veteran 3177 | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! at first I thought - Squirrel! Then I thought - Otter! but now I think those two should mate and I would be the result. I could run, swim, dive, jump, climb trees, catch fish, float, bury nuts and forget about them, and just be all fuzzy and loveable... so there you go! |
| 2010-10-05 9:02 AM in reply to: #3129256 |
Member 5452 NC | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! My wife has convinced the kids that I'm a camel - smelly, hairy, surly & prone to spitting and groaning. Not real sure how to put a positive spin on that one. |
| 2010-10-05 9:16 AM in reply to: #3129256 |
Extreme Veteran 592 Long Island | Subject: RE: COJ's Conservatives were Right About Me! My daughter had the same assignment last year, turns out.... I'm a fish (clearly she hasn't seen me swim) Daughter is an Iguana Her twin sister is a Monkey My wife is a penguin |
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