Jesus at the 10...the 5...touchdown

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I like the images of Jesus as someone who likes playing around and having fun. It makes Him more accessable to me, somehow. His role was to become "human" to show us the way, so to speak.

And, anyway, I'd think that anyone playing with Jesus wouldn't need a helmet either, because if anything did go wrong, he could just fix it.

Jesus wouldn't abuse his power!

It's not like he's a neocon. (oohhhhhh!!)

That was actually a bumper sticker floating around New England in the early 1970's when the Boston Bruins won 2 Stanley cups ('70 & '72), with Bobby Orr, Phil Esposito and company. In actuality it read;

"Jesus saves...and Esposito scores on the rebound!"

I'm actually holding out for the waterski Jesus. I'll assuming that he's barefooting, but I wonder if he uses a boat?

speaking of hockey...








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My boys, both soccer players, have a picture of Jesus playing soccer with a bunch of children. It's been hanging in their room for years.

Did someone say touchdown Jesus?



Or, from another perspective,

There's a joke that goes like this.

A hurricane's currently going over this man's house. He's on his roof but the flood waters are rising. There's a rescuer and he throws the the man a life jacket. The man refuese to put it on saying, "No god will save me." A rescue boat then comes but the man refuses to get it saying "No thanks god will save me." Then a helicopter pilot spots him and he goes down to get the man. Again the man refuses to get in the helicopter saying "No god will save me." The rescuers, after pleeing with the man to let them save him, leave when it becomes to dangeorus. The man soon slips off his roof and drowns....When he gets to heaven he says, "God wh didn't you save me?" God then angrily replied "I sent you a life vest, a boat, and a helicopter what more did you want?"

And that's just a bad handoff... why would you give it to Jesus when it looks like he's about to get planted? Unless Satan is just off screen and the kid thinks he's about to get vaporized and figures he better dish it to the infinite being on his team.

bts

I thought jesus is handing it off to the kid. C'mon don't you think Jesus would be QB? he aint got nothing on Joe Montana though

I see that. I guess from the angle it looks like the kid is a step or two in front of him. Hope they were behind the line of scrimmage, I'd hate to be the ref who has to call the son of God for a forward lateral. And I always thought if Jesus were QB he wouldn't be all that into running the option, I always assumed he'd throw nothing but Hail Mary's... wow, sorry, that was terrible.

bts

Yeah, Jesus running the option...who does he think he is.....Michael Vick?

It wasn't a pitch though, it was a handoff. You can't be called for a forward latteral with that. besides Jesus couldn't run it cuase he doens't have the cleats. I think that probably broke his contract with Nike. The head coach aint gonna like that.