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2011-08-23 9:17 AM


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Found this online the other day, and thought it hit the nail right on the head!!

Fact: you will not become efficient at swimming, biking or running over night. Sorry to burst your bubble. This is NOT an easy sport.

Check your ego at the door because chances are someone fifty pounds heavier than you will lap you in the pool. Not to mention she will be ten or fifteen years older than you.

You will be passed on the bike many times and you will never be the fastest runner in your town.
You will have early morning workouts. Really early.
You will plan your weekends around your swim, bike and run.
You are up while others are sleeping.
You are training while others are sitting.
You will discover others who also follow this blood, sweat and tears cult.
You will eventually get a flat tire... and have to change it all by yourself.
No matter what you hear, triathlon is NOT an inexpensive sport.
Warning, it is extremely addictive, hence the impulse spending on wetsuits, bikes, running shoes, aero bars, aero helmets, speed suits, power meters, GPS heart-rate monitors and many other ‘gotta have items.’
You will hate swimming more times than you like it for the first year.
You will suffer through road trips with whiny fellow triathletes.
You will suffer set backs.
You may experience an injury.
You will develop a love/hate relationship with a foam roller and ice baths.
You will at some point realize you need a coach.
You will hate swimming for the first year.
You will wear tight clothing.
You will not like how this tight clothing fits or looks.
Your age will take on a whole new meaning.
You will discover a whole new meaning for tan lines.
Food will become an extremely important part of your life.
You will learn new words such as GU, cadence and brick.
You will hate swimming for the first year.
You will spend more time on your bike than on your couch.
You may lose a friend or two because you spend too much time swimming, biking and running, and they could careless about your heart rate training, foam rolling pain or 20 mile bike ride.
You will learn patience.
You will be humbled.
You will start to realize you are paying money to put yourself through pain and suffering, but for some odd reason, you LOVE it.

This sport called Triathlon, becomes a part of you. You start to plan your entire year around sprint, international, half-iron or full-iron distance races. Your vacations become racing, and you start to realize that this sport called triathlon could become a life-long adventure.
Many people settle for things in life. They settle for a crappy job, marriage, friends, food, place to live and overall fitness and health.

Those who desire more or those who want more out of life than a drive-thru window and boring sitcom, will choose triathlon or an activity that makes them happy. An activity that will change their life. Triathlon will change your outlook on life, your career, your marriage, your goals, your friends and many other things you thought you had figured out. It’s not just crossing a finish line or a boring finisher medal. It’s the countless hours that got you to that point. A moment in time that you will NEVER forget. A moment that you will discuss with your family and friends for hours if not days after the event. These discussions will most likely be about how you could have done better. At what point could you have swam faster, biked harder or ran more efficient? This is what will go through your head everyday until you get the opportunity to suffer again.

So you wanna be a Triathlete? Enjoy the ride and train hard!

 

Nick Clark, Clark Endurance Training


2011-08-23 9:25 AM
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yes LIKE!

2011-08-23 9:36 AM
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That was awesome!  Thanks for sharing.
2011-08-23 9:40 AM
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LIKE...you had me in the first statement

Check your ego at the door because chances are someone fifty pounds heavier than you will lap you in the pool. Not to mention she will be ten or fifteen years older than you.

This sums up my swimming experience in one line, I learned this very early on!!

2011-08-23 9:48 AM
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a couple more to add....

You will find yourself looking at bikes mounted on the back of cars on the highway.

Your family may wonder if you lost your mind or going through mid life issues.

You will feel better about yourself.



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GODAWGS - 2011-08-23 10:48 AM

a couple more to add....

You will find yourself looking at bikes mounted on the back of cars on the highway.

Your family may wonder if you lost your mind or going through mid life issues.

You will feel better about yourself.

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2011-08-23 10:17 AM
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love it!

 

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GODAWGS - 2011-08-23 10:48 AM

a couple more to add....

You will find yourself looking at bikes mounted on the back of cars on the highway.

Your family may wonder if you lost your mind or going through mid life issues.

You will feel better about yourself.

x2

x3

Ha! I see the same gal driving a silver Beetle with a sweet Specialized on the roof.  I always see her on the same stretch of interstate around the same time of day.

2011-08-23 10:21 AM
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Awesome read!  Getting in shape for Triathlons has definitely changed a lot in my lifestyle.
2011-08-23 10:50 AM
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That is great thanks for posting it.


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GODAWGS - 2011-08-23 10:48 AM

a couple more to add....

You will find yourself looking at bikes mounted on the back of cars on the highway.

Your family may wonder if you lost your mind or going through mid life issues.

You will feel better about yourself.

x2

x3

Ha! I see the same gal driving a silver Beetle with a sweet Specialized on the roof.  I always see her on the same stretch of interstate around the same time of day.

x4

I find myself always on the look out for bikes. 

2011-08-23 11:00 AM
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I like this

2011-08-23 11:16 AM
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For some reason on rest days, posts like this always make me feel lazy. I guess you could add that: you will feel restless and anxious on days you don't train Other than that, I also like this.
2011-08-23 11:29 AM
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... could not care less...

 

 

God I hate that one for some reason.

2011-08-23 11:55 AM
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Personal add: You will find yourself setting your DVR to record all races that are shown on television


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Like!

 

I printed this up and hung it on my cubicle at work

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thebigb - 2011-08-23 11:29 AM

... could not care less...

 

 

God I hate that one for some reason.

Same difference. Sheesh.

2011-08-23 12:07 PM
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Wow...less than half of those apply to me....and im pretty happy about that.
2011-08-23 12:26 PM
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It would be awesome to have these sayings on a tshirt. Hard to read, but awesome.

One I thought of to add to the list:

"Your workout is my warm-up."
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Panda_Jack - 2011-08-23 6:58 PM
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FELTGood - 2011-08-23 10:00 AM
GODAWGS - 2011-08-23 10:48 AM

a couple more to add....

You will find yourself looking at bikes mounted on the back of cars on the highway.

Your family may wonder if you lost your mind or going through mid life issues.

You will feel better about yourself.

x2

x3

Ha! I see the same gal driving a silver Beetle with a sweet Specialized on the roof.  I always see her on the same stretch of interstate around the same time of day.

x4

I find myself always on the look out for bikes. 

X5 - Where I live triathlon isn't huge. A few weeks ago, as I was pulling out of the only IKEA my country has, I saw a silver minivan with a 140.6 sticker and a Total Immersion sticker on its bumper. I was so excited to "see" another triathlete. Yesterday I was returning from the beach (in another part of the country) and saw THE SAME CAR - pretty cool in a country of 7 million people.

Noa



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This article is such BS.....the word for running is "economical" not "efficient"

Duh...

 

 

 

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2011-08-23 1:25 PM
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Maybe I'm just weird, but the swimming has been my favorite part - even though I regularly get lapped by people 50 pounds heavier and 15 years older than me.  When I started I couldn't swim one length of the pool and now I'm doing 500 m warm ups.
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I didn't hate swimming at all.

I do notice bikes on cars though.  I feel like there should be some kind of fellow tri signal or wave for people you see out and about.

I have opted not to go to a friend's BBQ or party on a weekend day because I'd miss my 5 hour group training ride.



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Yep...this pretty much sums it up...awesome post!
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