Subject: RE: Halloween Costume Ideassouthernaquagoddess - 2005-10-19 8:31 PMOkay, two best costumes ever:1) a guy I saw had on black pants, white shirt, backpack, bike helmet-he was a mormon guy. Hope not to offend, but it was freakin brilliant. 2)The year before last, before Martha was imprisoned, I was Martha-in-jail. I had a blond wig, a jail suit and a neiman marcus bag filled with stuff. On the fly I was carving candle votives out of apples and gourds (pumpkins to you and me). I was sticking umbrellas in everyone's drinks and coasters under the drinks. Had handcuffs with pearls hot glued to them. So funny-had a blast being Martha. Okay, I have issues. THAT is brilliant. And if you can carve candle votives out of apples on the fly, you frighten me, truly. Two years ago, I wore devil ears, pointy tail, and a slutty top. BUT, I also carried a large basket, which I would proceed to stand in whenever anyone asked me what it was for. No, I was not your run-o-the-mill slutty satan, I was (say it with me ) HELL IN A HAND BASKET. Last year, I was at my friend's birthday party on a remote barrier island in South Carolina. There was an oyster roast and we skinny dipped. No costumes that I recall, though, as part of an inside joke, I got to put a mermaid temporary tattoo on almost everyone there, including a noted benthic microbiologist who shall remain nameless. In the middle of his forehead, no less. Man is not running for office, apparently. |