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 2005-10-31 7:29 AM |
Queen BTich  12411    , |  Subject: Monday Comics/Jokes |
| 2005-10-31 7:30 AM in reply to: #274907 |
Wife, Mother, Friend. 2457 South | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes |
| 2005-10-31 12:02 PM in reply to: #274907 |
COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes Picture differeneces: http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf ------------------------------------------------------------------- An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!" Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Out of the mouths of babies! I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD" |
| 2005-11-01 7:23 AM in reply to: #274907 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no ideer. |
| 2005-11-01 8:00 AM in reply to: #274907 |
Champion 5183 Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes how do you fix a broken pizza? tomato paste ----- why was cinderella such a rotten athlete? her coach was a pumpkin |
| 2005-11-01 9:43 AM in reply to: #274907 |
Champion 8903 | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What's the matter?” he asks “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice. “What the hell is anal glaucoma?” “I can't see my a$$ coming into work today.” Edited by max 2005-11-01 9:43 AM |
| 2005-11-01 4:37 PM in reply to: #274907 |
Veteran 183 Buffalo Grove, IL | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes |
| 2005-11-01 4:45 PM in reply to: #275548 |
Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes run4yrlif - 2005-11-01 4:23 AM What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no ideer. That's my new favorite since I heard from a van-mate for The Relay. I love "groaners". |
| 2005-11-01 4:47 PM in reply to: #276053 |
Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes That great! That's like the dad who tells his kids to "eat each carrot and pea on your plate." |
| 2005-11-02 7:13 AM in reply to: #276057 |
Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: Monday Comics/Jokes Always glad to help. See sig quote below. madkat - 2005-11-01 4:45 PM run4yrlif - 2005-11-01 4:23 AM What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no ideer. That's my new favorite since I heard from a van-mate for The Relay. I love "groaners". |
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