Hear that...sounds like a train..

No it's not a train but what you hear roaring down the tracks like an out of control shopping cart full of crushed Bud Lite cans is the 2006 Redman/Remington Arms Real Man Retrosexual Games. Sorry girls but this one is for men only. Sorry girlie men but this one is for real men only. The Real Man Retrosexual games is guaranteed to be the biggest sporting event since...since....since.. well whatever. Yea the USFL, yea that one, wait no, the one with "He Hate Me", can't think of the name but yea that one. Anyway Piggpen ( the father of modern BT retrosexuality) has agreed to be the Grand Marshal and will wear the badge and gun to prove it. No firm date , or location, or events, or really anything yet.

We need recommendations on where to hold the event, how drunk everybody will get, what pre game activities there will be, sporting events, and awards. Think carefully about this as the future of the games depends on your judgement (or lack thereof).

The 2006 Redman/Remington Arms Real Man Retrosexual Games. Just our way of saying "we're men, we're here, deal with it".  (maybe we could work out a deal to use Augusta National after all them pansy a$$ golfers leave)