TAN #158 Oh What a TANgled Skein

Can I wrap myself up in you?

Yanti/Kate sammich?  = HEAVEN!

fIRST!!!!!!

Or would that be PAGE 1!!!

Gotta love a man who dives right in!

I love oranges but hate peeling them.

I always end up having to wash my hands after peeling and before eating... which just seems unfair since I just worked SO hard to get the darn thing peeled I just want to eat it already.

But since I have juice dripping from my elbows when I'm done peeling, it just seems smart to rinse before I get sticky.

Please tell me I'm not the only one with this issue.

SLUUUUUUUURP!

I make other people peel oranges for me.

RY RY MY BELOVED IRON MANATEE

Somehow I think that if I asked my admin to do it for me, I would lose an eye to her letter opener.

I'm hot and all, but I don't think I can pull off the pirate look.

Absolutely...  can't stop me.  For hours...  haha!

I think this is the longest page 1 in the course of TAN history.

Clearly, we need to get back to talking about Skittles to get this thing a-movin.

Drat. I left the Skittles in the cold room downstairs.

Have fun doll!