Has BT become "Really not funny" -- Comet conversation (Page 4)

It's not an octagon, it's a pentaverate:

STUART
Listen, Sonny Jim, it's a known fact
there's a society of the five 
 wittiest people on BT, called
the Pentaverate, who run everything
and meet three times a year at a
secret country mansion in Colorado,
known as "The Meadows."

CHARLIE
(sarcastic)
And that's obviously why we haven't
heard about it in the newspapers.

STUART
(inappropriately angry
& loud)
That's right. They f*ckin' own the 
forums, smartass. And everything
else. Why do you think COJ's the way it is?
Because Marma, the Pentavirate
and those Canadian hotties won't have it.

CHARLIE
Who are the other members of this
pentaverate?

STUART
The Bear, Comet, Renee, 
run4yrlif, and Chippy, before she got her heart fixed and started training. Oh, I hate 
the Bear with his wee beady eyes.
And that smug look on his face.

CHARLIE
Dad how can you hate "the Bear?"

STUART
Because the Bear puts an addictive
chemical his posts that make you crave 
them fortnightly. Smartass

 CHARLIE
Interesting... coo-coo

Loook at the size of the heed on that boy!  It's like Sputnik, all rrround and pointy in parrts.

Sounds even better than a threesome!

Oooh...that was offsides. 'e'll be cryin' 'imself to sleep tonight on 'is enormous pilla.

Especially if Bear is involved. Rowr!

<i kill myself>

We wish!

We go' a piperr doon!  I rreapeat, tha piperr is doon!  HEED!  PANTS!  NOO!