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 2012-07-27 2:58 PM |
Elite  3277     Minnetonka |  Subject: Question for the ladies...What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard...? |
| 2012-07-27 3:01 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
Veteran 485 | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... How about the worst I have ever said?
Me: Did it hurt? Her: What? Me: When you fell from heaven. |
| 2012-07-27 3:08 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
Pro 9391 Omaha, NE | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... I've used many of the pepe le pew lines. Of course you have to have a cheesy french accent when you say them. “Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.” |
| 2012-07-27 3:52 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
Pro 6767 the Alabama part of Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... "Can I have your number? I've lost mine..." |
| 2012-07-27 4:02 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... "Question for the ladies" that three (now four) guys respond to first. |
| 2012-07-27 4:09 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
Veteran 512 Tempe, Arizona | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... Conversation with an US Immigration Officer at 6 am in LAX. I'd had an 15 hour flight with no sleep, so I was a little cranky, but the following conversation did make me laugh. Officer: "So you date rocks for a living?" Me: "Yes sir, all potassium-bearing rocks and minerals." Officer: "So if I was a 1,000 year old lump of lava that had erupted from a volcano, would you date me?" Me: Pause to think/unscramble brain....."Nah, you'd be too young!"
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 2012-07-27 4:30 PM in reply to: #4334647 |
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| 2012-07-27 4:34 PM in reply to: #4334623 |
| Pro 6767 the Alabama part of Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... the bear - 2012-07-27 5:02 PM "Question for the ladies" that three (now four) guys respond to first. Hi there - you must be new around here... |
| 2012-07-27 4:40 PM in reply to: #4334468 |
| Extreme Veteran 861 Northbridge, Massachusetts | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... stilgarnaib - 2012-07-27 1:01 PM How about the worst I have ever said?
Me: Did it hurt? Her: What? Me: When you fell from heaven. Ha!! My then 7 year old used this on his Aunt. Cracked himself up over that... He didn't realize it was a pick up line. |
| 2012-07-27 8:13 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
| Pro 4824 Houston | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... "I would drink your bath water" |
| 2012-07-27 8:15 PM in reply to: #4334989 |
| Master 2083 Houston, TX | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... KeriKadi - 2012-07-27 8:13 PM "I would drink your bath water" ew. (and I can get pretty rank) |
| 2012-07-27 8:17 PM in reply to: #4334989 |
| Champion 16743 Somewhere I can be nekidd | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... KeriKadi - 2012-07-27 9:13 PM "I would drink your bath water" Please tell me you didn't go out with him. |
| 2012-07-27 8:29 PM in reply to: #4334455 |
| Melon Presser 52116 | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... Him: "Wow. You look just like a dominatrix I knew in North Carolina." Me: "I did actually live in North Carolina." Him: "No way! When?" I think it worked because I could tell it was a random brain fart and not actually primarily a pick-up line. We're still friends today |
| 2012-07-27 9:49 PM in reply to: #4335008 |
| Master 2702 CHINA GROVE N.C., North Carolina | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... TriAya - 2012-07-27 9:29 PM Him: "Wow. You look just like a dominatrix I knew in North Carolina." Me: "I did actually live in North Carolina." Him: "No way! When?" I think it worked because I could tell it was a random brain fart and not actually primarily a pick-up line. We're still friends today Darn, missed my chance when you were in NC.  |
| 2012-07-28 1:52 AM in reply to: #4334455 |
| Member 25 Cali | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... "Are you wearing space pants? Because your is out of this world."
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| 2012-07-28 8:04 AM in reply to: #4334647 |
| Champion 18680 Lost in the Luminiferous Aether | Subject: RE: Question for the ladies... wartho - 2012-07-27 5:09 PM Conversation with an US Immigration Officer at 6 am in LAX. I'd had an 15 hour flight with no sleep, so I was a little cranky, but the following conversation did make me laugh. Officer: "So you date rocks for a living?" Me: "Yes sir, all potassium-bearing rocks and minerals." Officer: "So if I was a 1,000 year old lump of lava that had erupted from a volcano, would you date me?" Me: Pause to think/unscramble brain....."Nah, you'd be too young!"
Awesome!!! |
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