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2006-07-01 3:14 PM in reply to: #470193 |
Extreme Veteran 617 Covington (New Orleans), La | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings joannh13 - 2006-06-29 4:12 PM Another funny sighting - also not while riding but at the gym. Last week we're doing weight training and hubby sees this woman (he said it was a man on hormones but I still say it was a woman) in a real tight skimpy shirt and short pair of short shorts pass by and he kind of whispers at me "Look at the shoes". I look down at her(?) feet and she(?)is wearing open toe sparkly little sandals with high heels. Working out. Bizarre. Okay - so today at the gym she(?) is there again - this time wearing a different pair of high heeled dressy sandals. Last time gold with sparkles, this time pastel purple. Keep in mind we're talking about the WEIGHT area of the gym - a place where open toe shoes are just not a wise idea. So it gets worse. I go in the locker room and she is NAKED rubbing lotion all over her body. IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE!!!! I head out to the pool to do my swim and try to go to a happy mental place. Head back to the locker room after the swim and there she is again in a thong. How lovely. I see her shoes lying on the floor and look at the label and they are FRIGGIN PRADA. The woman(?) is wearing like $400 sandals to work out at the gym. |
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2006-07-04 3:54 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Extreme Veteran 617 Covington (New Orleans), La | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings I'm reviving this thread because it's funny as all get the heck out, and because this weekend while riding I spotted a goat's @ss sticking out from some bushes on a country road in front of someone's house. Maybe I led a sheltered life up to this point, but seeing a goat's butt sticking out from some hedges just cracked me up. |
2006-08-06 7:36 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Extreme Veteran 617 Covington (New Orleans), La | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Okay I'm resurrecting this one because yesterday on our long ride (so long I thought I might have been hallucinating), hubby and I spotted a man walking a donkey on a leash. Just walking down the road with a donkey.... like one would walk a dog. After a minute, I realized we missed the golden opportunity to yell at him, "Hey, nice @ss!". |
2006-08-06 10:47 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Veteran 250 | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Somewhere near the end of the Bike Ride Across Georgia we came upon a small farm with 10-15 smallish cows tied around the neck to stakes in the ground. Each cow was staked in front of it's own giant "doghouse", all withing 50 feet of the road. No one else seemed to find that odd. We also came across thousands of roadkill critters, each one adorned with a set of mardi gras beads. |
2006-08-06 10:55 PM in reply to: #503695 |
Expert 664 Ross, Ohio | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings donmck - 2006-08-06 11:47 PM Somewhere near the end of the Bike Ride Across Georgia we came upon a small farm with 10-15 smallish cows tied around the neck to stakes in the ground. Each cow was staked in front of it's own giant "doghouse", all withing 50 feet of the road. No one else seemed to find that odd. We also came across thousands of roadkill critters, each one adorned with a set of mardi gras beads.
LOL, they were cattle chained to doghouses, they were veal calves. That is how they are raised. |
2006-08-07 11:07 AM in reply to: #469086 |
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2006-08-07 12:01 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Master 1320 Chilliwack, BC | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings While on the oliver 1/2 Iron, noticed a sign for a local winery. THE GOLDEN BEAVER! I freakin near pissed myself! |
2006-08-07 12:25 PM in reply to: #504215 |
Expert 948 Mount Vernon, Iowa | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Crazypop - 2006-08-07 11:01 AM While on the oliver 1/2 Iron, noticed a sign for a local winery. THE GOLDEN BEAVER! I freakin near pissed myself! If you like this kind of humor, you should visit lovely Minot, North Dakota, where the Minot State University mascot is the Beaver, and the women's teams are the Lady Beavs. Stranger than fiction. |
2006-08-07 12:59 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Extreme Veteran 359 Guelph | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Ok this one's good. I recently pasted by a farmer burning something in his field. As I got closer I noticed a very distinct smell! (kinda like being at a stone's concert) There was the farmer burning this huge pile of "stuff" while his son (I can only guess) sat crying on the ground.
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2006-08-07 2:25 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Champion 6742 The Green Between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings ...now THAT'S funny! I almost got pasted by a horse that was standing in the middle of the road, on an early morning ride. Came up out of the mist, scared the poop (I can say "poop" right?) out of me.... |
2006-08-07 2:52 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Expert 997 Littleton, CO | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings It rained a lot last night, but that doesn't explain this one. I'm riding about 1 mile from the nearest reservoir. Sitting on the side of the road, just laying in the dirt, is a rather large row boat/bass boat. No trailer, so car, no engine on it...just a beat-up boat, by the road, in the middle of Colorado. It brought me a little chuckle, especially in light of our rare rain storm last night! I kept looking for Noah! |
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2006-08-07 3:37 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Veteran 172 Pittsburgh, PA | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Several months ago we saw a loose bull on the country roads after a storm. The fence got knocked down by a storm. It had humungous horns. There was no way I was going to Pampilona, baby. A couple weeks ago on the same route I saw a black bear. As soon as it heard us chattering it started running. It was FAST!
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2006-08-07 6:36 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Tiffin, Ohio | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings About 12:30 pm on Friday a car pulls up across the street from where I am riding. I notice the driver is a young guy, laughing like crazy. Then I notice that plastered against the window behind him is a life sized inflatable woman doll...yeah, that kind. Then the doll gets pulled out of the window by another young guy, also laughing hysterically, and they drive away real fast. All I could think of is how those two guys are probably going to talk about that moment for the rest of their lifes..."remember that time we flashed that cyclist with the naked lady doll? Yeah that was awesome!". Edited by Breezy 2006-08-07 6:36 PM |
2006-08-07 7:17 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Veteran 120 Arlington, MA | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings I was in college and just walking to the corner store. A man was slowly riding towards me and my friend, on an old clunker of a bike, with a box on the handlebars. He looked at me and asked, "Do you want the python?" I said, "Huh?" "Do you want the python?" "Uh, no thanks," and he went on his way. My friend wasn't paying attention for some strange reason, so when I told him what just happened, he sighed wearily, rolled his eyes, and said, "Next time someone asks you if you want the python, you say YES!" Strange days... |
2006-08-07 7:44 PM in reply to: #469086 |
molto veloce mama 9311 | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings during the bike leg of the brewhouse tri last year, there was a goat lose on the course (not a mountain goat as mentioned above, just a farm goat). i rode past it and thought 'goat. did i see a goat? or am i more tired than i feel?' asked a volunteer a little bit up the road and yup - goat. yesterday i did the same race. no goat, but there was a HUGE st. bernard wandering about at the run turn around. |
2006-08-07 7:51 PM in reply to: #471236 |
Veteran 161 Vancouver, WA | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Vaiza - 2006-06-30 3:30 PM A few months ago, I was riding down the Galloping Goose (a commuter trail through Victoria). Started hearing a squawk.. almost like that of a parrot or cockatiel. Sure enough, about a minute after the first squawk, I rode up behind a guy.. on a bike.. with a PARROT on his shoulder. Full size, tail down to the guy's waist.. completely tame. Squawking away in glee. I nearly fell off my bike staring at the two of them. i'm sure this couldn't be the same guy, but i also saw a guy with a parrot just hanging out on his shoulder while biking. all i could think of saying was, "since when did that become normal?" so this was while i was running, as i just plain don't bike enough, but the other day i ran past another runner, in a tiny speedo. he had a homer size belly hanging over the top lip of a little black speedo. apparently he's a legend around annapolis, as i told my boyfriend about him the second i got back from the run, and it's his running garb, day or night, no matter the season. he's been spotted for years in the same speedo... |
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2006-08-07 8:40 PM in reply to: #470847 |
Veteran 296 Edmond, OK | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings salty - 2006-06-30 10:11 AM I saw this guy: http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/ On the santa ana river trail in Yorba Linda, CA. I smiled, and nodded, and tried to process why a man in a full Robin Hood getup was walking a bike trail. I convinced myself I was just dehydrated. Then I passed by him again on the way back. I am so disturbed by this! Edited by Chap 2006-08-07 8:40 PM |
2006-08-07 11:45 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Champion 8903 | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings A number of years ago I was riding along and spotted a VHS tape on the road. For some reason I stopped to pick it up. It was a porn video. I ride a little further and find another one. This goes on for about a mile, and I've picked up about 5 or 6 tapes, before I come across a pretty expensive radar detector. OK, so I grab this too, now I'm 20 miles from home riding down the road one-handed with an armload of porn vids and the radar detector when suddenly from the other direction comes a guy on a motorcycle. He spots me carrying all the loot, stops and tells me it all fell out of his backpack which was bungied to the seat behind him, but has popped open, spilling the contents. I give him his stuff back. In retrospect, I didn't know what I was going to do with it anyway, riding single handed like that, not being able to shift. I shoulda stashed the stuff in the bushes before motorcycle guy came, then I could have returned later in the car to pick up my ill-gotten booty!
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2006-08-08 6:15 AM in reply to: #469086 |
Expert 743 Minnesota | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings I saw two folks doing the nasty next to the river while I was on a run. They didn't seem too ashamed, or maybe they were too involved to notice anyone was there. |
2006-08-08 7:09 AM in reply to: #469086 |
Expert 675 West Metro Atlanta, GA | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings Just down the highway from the town I live in, there's a casket factory directly across the street from a retirement home. The factory was built after the retirement community... someone had a sick sense of humor. (To be fair, the factory isn't clearly labelled as such... but us locals know...) |
2006-08-08 9:00 AM in reply to: #505026 |
Extreme Veteran 617 Covington (New Orleans), La | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings max - 2006-08-07 11:45 PM A number of years ago I was riding along and spotted a VHS tape on the road. For some reason I stopped to pick it up. It was a porn video. I ride a little further and find another one. This goes on for about a mile, and I've picked up about 5 or 6 tapes, before I come across a pretty expensive radar detector. OK, so I grab this too, now I'm 20 miles from home riding down the road one-handed with an armload of porn vids and the radar detector when suddenly from the other direction comes a guy on a motorcycle. He spots me carrying all the loot, stops and tells me it all fell out of his backpack which was bungied to the seat behind him, but has popped open, spilling the contents. I give him his stuff back. In retrospect, I didn't know what I was going to do with it anyway, riding single handed like that, not being able to shift. I shoulda stashed the stuff in the bushes before motorcycle guy came, then I could have returned later in the car to pick up my ill-gotten booty!
When you were a kid, didn't you ever sing the "Finders keepers, Losers weepers" song? This would have been an ideal time to impose the widely-accepted children's law on ill-gotten booty. |
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2006-08-08 9:54 AM in reply to: #469086 |
Champion 6742 The Green Between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings How about weird swim sightings? I was doing laps at a local pool (middle of the day) and saw two people making out in the sauna, then went to the pre-soak-before-you-get-in-the-pool shower area (coed) and then they wen to the jacuzzi where they went at it, full bore. I couldn't see them in the jacuzzi, but I finished my swim and got out, and as I passed by it was very obvious what was going on. The guy didn't see me, and the woman had her eyes rolled up into the back of her head, and was too enthralled to even care as I walked by.... I don't use jacuzzis.... |
2006-08-08 10:13 AM in reply to: #469086 |
Master 2411 Goodyear, AZ | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings When we lived in San Diego I used to always see this guy around Mission Beach while riding/jogging on the boardwalk. He'd be rollerskating and wearing a faded pink thong swimsuit and would be decorated according to the season. One time on Easter sunday, he was dressed as Jesus with a crown of thorns, a cross strapped to his back and the pink thong. My son thought he was hilarious. I know several friends who have gone to San Diego and spotted him. |
2006-08-10 2:48 PM in reply to: #469086 |
Extreme Veteran 392 Northern California | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings I live in a rural area; farmland/ranches. Today during my run, I get the sh#% scared out of me by a huge doberman, who luckily was behind a sturdy horse fence. Then I turn a corner on to a highway frontage road, still shaking from the man-eating doberman, when I see a couple of chickens along the side of the road. No big deal. I've seen chickens before. I live in the country. I'm a country guy. Then I see a rooster. No big deal. I've seen roosters before. I live in the country. I'm a country guy... Well Mr. Country Guy passes the rooster. And Mr. Rooster, who must've thought I was trying to take his chickens, gets angry and starts chasing Mr. "Country Guy"... FAST.... I'm kinda laughing, at first. And the rooster is sqawking like crazy, and gaining on me. I pick up the pace, and start zig zagging in the road, trying to lose the rooster. Did I say he was FAST? Anyway, he stayed on my heals for about 1/8 mile, and I was sure he was going to peck the heck out of my calves, but he finally stopped and turned around. You know, I think he was just tormenting me. Because, I'm pretty sure he could've caught me if he wanted. I'm not sure if anyone saw what was happening, but there were probably a few drivers on the freeway wondering why some wacko was zig zagging down the frontage road like a madman. brad |
2006-08-10 3:30 PM in reply to: #505087 |
Expert 1168 | Subject: RE: Weird Ride Sightings shepherd - 2006-08-08 7:09 AM Just down the highway from the town I live in, there's a casket factory directly across the street from a retirement home. The factory was built after the retirement community... someone had a sick sense of humor. (To be fair, the factory isn't clearly labelled as such... but us locals know...)
Over by where I work, there is a huge retirement community and right next to it (and I mean like within 10 feet or so) is a cemetary. Id hate to be the person who gets the window view to the cemetary....."Ahh, nice day out today. Oh look, the tombstones are sparkling in the morning sunlight!" |
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