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2013-03-12 4:11 PM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-12 1:41 PM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-08 10:45 AM

So last night I walk into the locker room at the Y later than usual and it's empty.  There are a few locks here and there but nobody in the room.  I go over to a random locker and start changing.  I think there are 10 rows of lockers with 15 or 20 lockers on each side.

So I'm standing there half dressed and in walks this guy who kind of stands at the end of the row where I am.  I kind of nod to him and them he walks over and opens up the locker RIGHT NEXT TO the one I'm in.

I say, "dude!"

He says, "what?"

I say, "you can't find another locker in this whole empty room?"

He says, "I always use ths one"

I say, "not today"....and I shut his locker.

He just stands there......and then he kind of starts looking around, and then he kind of starts wringing his hands and looking really distraught, and then it dawns on my stupid arse that the guy is autistic or something similar and he really can't figure out what to do.  I felt like a schmuck. 

I said, "here bud, I'm sorry" and opened his locker back up.....he didn't miss a beat, and looked like he just found his long lost friend.

There's a moral here somewhere......mostly it's about not being stupid.

 

WTF is wrong with you man?

 

Seriously?

 

It's a locker room if you are afraid someone is going to see you naked then dress at home and then come in to the gym.

 

Why in the world would you think this has anything to do with being naked?  Where does it say that anywhere in anything I have posted in this thread.  I even wrote that I'd tell my own family members to move under the same circumstances.

It has to do with space........I can't possibly imagine a reason to walk to a locker right next to someone in a locker room that is completely empty......unless you are Rainman...in which case, like in this case, I'll make an exception.

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy.....it has nothing to do with being naked....it has EVERYTHING to do with space, and the enjoyment of it. 

If me telling you to move makes me a "locker room tough guy".....then you need to spend more time around tough guys....just saying.

Left Brain the "naked locker room tough guy". I think it has a nice ring  



2013-03-12 4:29 PM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-12 12:41 PM

Why in the world would you be naked?  I'd tell my family to be naked....the enjoyment of it. 

me "locker room tough guy".....you need more time around tough guys....>



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This is what LB really means.



2013-03-12 4:39 PM
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Stop.  LMAO

2013-03-12 6:28 PM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-12 1:41 PM
Jtiger - 2013-03-12 12:30 PM
Left Brain - 2013-03-08 10:45 AM

So last night I walk into the locker room at the Y later than usual and it's empty.  There are a few locks here and there but nobody in the room.  I go over to a random locker and start changing.  I think there are 10 rows of lockers with 15 or 20 lockers on each side.

So I'm standing there half dressed and in walks this guy who kind of stands at the end of the row where I am.  I kind of nod to him and them he walks over and opens up the locker RIGHT NEXT TO the one I'm in.

I say, "dude!"

He says, "what?"

I say, "you can't find another locker in this whole empty room?"

He says, "I always use ths one"

I say, "not today"....and I shut his locker.

He just stands there......and then he kind of starts looking around, and then he kind of starts wringing his hands and looking really distraught, and then it dawns on my stupid arse that the guy is autistic or something similar and he really can't figure out what to do.  I felt like a schmuck. 

I said, "here bud, I'm sorry" and opened his locker back up.....he didn't miss a beat, and looked like he just found his long lost friend.

There's a moral here somewhere......mostly it's about not being stupid.

 

WTF is wrong with you man?

 

Seriously?

 

It's a locker room if you are afraid someone is going to see you naked then dress at home and then come in to the gym.

 

Why in the world would you think this has anything to do with being naked?  Where does it say that anywhere in anything I have posted in this thread.  I even wrote that I'd tell my own family members to move under the same circumstances.

It has to do with space........I can't possibly imagine a reason to walk to a locker right next to someone in a locker room that is completely empty......unless you are Rainman...in which case, like in this case, I'll make an exception.

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy.....it has nothing to do with being naked....it has EVERYTHING to do with space, and the enjoyment of it. 

If me telling you to move makes me a "locker room tough guy".....then you need to spend more time around tough guys....just saying.

Hey, now we need you to post you "Which way to the beach?" picture.But not naked.

Definitely not naked. Definitely. Uh oh, five minutes to Judge Wapner.

2013-03-13 7:10 AM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-12 12:41 PM
Jtiger - 2013-03-12 12:30 PM
Left Brain - 2013-03-08 10:45 AM

So last night I walk into the locker room at the Y later than usual and it's empty.  There are a few locks here and there but nobody in the room.  I go over to a random locker and start changing.  I think there are 10 rows of lockers with 15 or 20 lockers on each side.

So I'm standing there half dressed and in walks this guy who kind of stands at the end of the row where I am.  I kind of nod to him and them he walks over and opens up the locker RIGHT NEXT TO the one I'm in.

I say, "dude!"

He says, "what?"

I say, "you can't find another locker in this whole empty room?"

He says, "I always use ths one"

I say, "not today"....and I shut his locker.

He just stands there......and then he kind of starts looking around, and then he kind of starts wringing his hands and looking really distraught, and then it dawns on my stupid arse that the guy is autistic or something similar and he really can't figure out what to do.  I felt like a schmuck. 

I said, "here bud, I'm sorry" and opened his locker back up.....he didn't miss a beat, and looked like he just found his long lost friend.

There's a moral here somewhere......mostly it's about not being stupid.

 

WTF is wrong with you man?

 

Seriously?

 

It's a locker room if you are afraid someone is going to see you naked then dress at home and then come in to the gym.

 

Why in the world would you think this has anything to do with being naked?  Where does it say that anywhere in anything I have posted in this thread.  I even wrote that I'd tell my own family members to move under the same circumstances.

It has to do with space........I can't possibly imagine a reason to walk to a locker right next to someone in a locker room that is completely empty......unless you are Rainman...in which case, like in this case, I'll make an exception.

It has nothing to do with being a tough guy.....it has nothing to do with being naked....it has EVERYTHING to do with space, and the enjoyment of it. 

If me telling you to move makes me a "locker room tough guy".....then you need to spend more time around tough guys....just saying.

 

Shutting the locker on the guy and telling him to move isn't a "internet locker room tough guy move"?  Please

 

 

Sounds like you're making up stories to look tough.

 

 

Easy killa

 

Seriously re-read your original post of what you say you said to someone and tell my you weren't trying to be a tough guy.  Someone pays to use the locker room the same as you and they get to dress where they want. 

I say, "dude!"

He says, "what?"

I say, "you can't find another locker in this whole empty room?"

He says, "I always use ths one"

I say, "not today"....and I shut his locker.

 

If this really happened it's a good thing the guy was not confrontational because had you done that to any other person you would have had a real problem there tough guy. 

 

 

 



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2013-03-13 7:55 AM
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Jtiger - 2013-03-13 7:10 AM

p>

 

Shutting the locker on the guy and telling him to move isn't a "internet locker room tough guy move"?  Please

 

 

Sounds like you're making up stories to look tough.

 

 

Easy killa

 

Seriously re-read your original post of what you say you said to someone and tell my you weren't trying to be a tough guy.  Someone pays to use the locker room the same as you and they get to dress where they want. 

I say, "dude!"

He says, "what?"

I say, "you can't find another locker in this whole empty room?"

He says, "I always use ths one"

I say, "not today"....and I shut his locker.

 

If this really happened it's a good thing the guy was not confrontational because had you done that to any other person you would have had a real problem there tough guy.  >




And continuing to bring it up.....after it's been rehashed over and over and we're all onto poking fun at LB and he's poking fun at himself....is the ultimate "internet tough guy" move.

Drop it, killa.

It's done and over....a day or two ago. Bringing it up and questioning someones motives only makes you look...well....like you're the one with the issues.



2013-03-13 8:00 AM
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bradleyd3 - 2013-03-13 5:55 AM

And continuing to poking LB and Bringing it up only makes you look well liked



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2013-03-13 8:14 AM
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Big Appa - 2013-03-13 8:00 AM

bradleyd3 - 2013-03-13 5:55 AM

And continuing to poking LB and Bringing it up only makes you look well liked



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Jtiger - whenever you feel ready, just bring it.  This was me last week in the locker room.....trust me, you'll put your clothes where I tell you to put them.



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2013-03-13 8:39 AM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-13 9:30 AM Jtiger - whenever you feel ready, just bring it.  This was me last week in the locker room.....trust me, you'll put your clothes where I tell you to put them.

I'm pretty sure I can take you!

OK what I would do with you and why I am in the men's locker room will have to remain mysteries.

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Left Brain - 2013-03-13 8:30 AM

Jtiger - whenever you feel ready, just bring it.  This was me last week in the locker room.....trust me, you'll put your clothes where I tell you to put them.


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2013-03-13 9:22 AM
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Left Brain - 2013-03-13 9:30 AM Jtiger - whenever you feel ready, just bring it.  This was me last week in the locker room.....trust me, you'll put your clothes where I tell you to put them.

You just kinda killed my "tough naked guy locker room fantasy"thought of the day

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