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2006-08-23 8:50 AM |
Expert 1274 Houston, TX | Subject: Funny gym sightings... So here we go, tell me about the strangest or funniest thing you have seen in the gym. I know there are some wierdo's that go to the gym so this should be interesting. I have not been to a big gym in years so I really don't have much but I did love when I used to go to 24 hour fitness the guys who would lean up against the tanning booths like they are waiting on someone and as soon as you make it around the corner they are in. Dude, we know you self tan, you are neon orange, just get it there and have a good time, don't worry about us. *If this has been done before, just point me in the right direction and I'll be on my way. |
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2006-08-23 8:58 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Not the funniest but most annoying. Posted 2006-04-25 10:41 PM (#406648 - in reply to #406228) |
2006-08-23 9:02 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... This has been done before, but its been a while. There are some funny things that people post. I have to admit the guy that was in the pilates class I took a couple of weeks ago was pretty funny. Looked kinda like Napoleon Dynamite, had a headband, short cotton shorts, tucked in t-shirt, and socks pulled up, and he was really, really pale. He left the room for a bit and a girl took his machine (she didn't know it was his). When he came back he scolded her, and got the teacher to kick her off the machine. It was hard not to laugh...I had to look away. |
2006-08-23 9:05 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Expert 706 New Orleans | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... I think the funniest thing I have ever seen happened on the track at the gym I go to. It's an indoor track, 1/11th of a mile, and it's about 8 feet wide. There's lots of walkers and joggers... and there's muscle head wanna be gangster-type guy that likes to sprint down the straight aways. No big deal, except he does this when the track is really crowded and he always comes within inches of other joggers that don't even know he's behind them. So the other day, I'm just trottin' along, with several other joggers and walkers, and a couple of times, muscle head flies by me, within inches, during his sprints. So, during his next sprint, he clips this rather large girl who was jogging in the middle lane and they both go flyin. He's laying on the ground, she gets up and is PlSSED! She's screaming at him, he's half out of it, and everyone is just like WTF??? So muscle guy gets up, skinned, bloody knees and all, and limps off. Haven't seen him since. |
2006-08-23 9:36 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Expert 1274 Houston, TX | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Haley, I see a guy like that a lot on the track at the church. He has parachute pants, shirt tucked in, napoleon hair, and BIG earphones like sound tech's wear on. He runs some, walks some. I always like seeing him on the track, gives me a chuckle. |
2006-08-23 9:58 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Extreme Veteran 462 Auckland, NZ | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... I always used to enjoy the chicks who came to the gym in make-up, touched up the make-up before actually leaving the locker room, pretended to jog for 5 minutes, checked-their make-up, went to the drinking fountain, did 3 pec-flies with 1kg weights, went back to the drinking fountain, checked their make-up again, did 3 lat pull-downs, checked their make-up, stretched for 5 minutes, checked their make-up then vociferously announced that they were exhausted and headed for the showers. Of course, it's probably jealousy on my part, because during their performance I was doing a great impression of an exploding beetroot on the treadmill. So, actually, this is probably my issue, not theirs!! |
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2006-08-23 10:04 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... There was a guy at my old gym in Ft. Collins who pretty much did nothing but bicep curls in a million different variations... The funny thing was, he was perfectly silent; he'd never grunt, but he would go through soooo many facial expressions over the course of one rep. It was so funny. Like Jim Carrey imitating a musclehead or something. He'd contort his face around in ways that I didn't know were possible. It was like an o-face gone awry. He was my favorite gym goer and I'd get really excited whenever he was there. Yey!!! Funny face guy! |
2006-08-23 10:51 AM in reply to: #519474 |
Master 1597 Colorado | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... mathsgeek - 2006-08-23 10:58 AM I always used to enjoy the chicks who came to the gym in make-up, touched up the make-up before actually leaving the locker room, pretended to jog for 5 minutes, checked-their make-up, went to the drinking fountain, did 3 pec-flies with 1kg weights, went back to the drinking fountain, checked their make-up again, did 3 lat pull-downs, checked their make-up, stretched for 5 minutes, checked their make-up then vociferously announced that they were exhausted and headed for the showers. Of course, it's probably jealousy on my part, because during their performance I was doing a great impression of an exploding beetroot on the treadmill. So, actually, this is probably my issue, not theirs!! Why you gotta dis' my workout like that? Hater. |
2006-08-23 2:34 PM in reply to: #519389 |
Expert 1195 Shelby Twp | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Well i understand that nudity is common in the changing room.. duh.. but i have to say, its a little awkward when someone is standing there naked trying to start a conversation with you. And there looking at you talking, like you should be looking back at them! not that i care, it is the locker room, but holding a conversation..uh, sorry it is a little hard to look you in the eye while your just free as can be and I just met you, um 5 seconds ago! Ive had this happen a couple of times now and i just have to laugh... maybe its just me.. Edited by kellc09 2006-08-23 2:36 PM |
2006-08-23 4:19 PM in reply to: #519389 |
Veteran 288 Austin, Texas | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... There was a girl at my college gym (who happened to also be a stripper) who worked out on the stair stepper with platform tennis shoes on. I've also seen chicks retouch their mascara while im sweating gallons, hoping that some gets on them when i wipe my brow. |
2006-08-23 5:14 PM in reply to: #519389 |
Master 1831 Keller Tx | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... 2 quick ones. I used to go to the gym at opening 5:30 to get on the treadmills. the normal crew was always there, on their assigned treadmills inc;uding the guy that wore the same thing every single day. Same Shirt, same shorts, same compression shorts under, same headband, and same knee high white socks.... Then there was heavy breathing guy on the bike. Nuff said. it really was hard to hear the music. |
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2006-08-23 5:52 PM in reply to: #519389 |
Champion 10154 Alabama | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... We used to have a 'gang' shower at our gym - a room about 12'x12' with two shower posts each with 6 shower heads around the post. There is one guy in every gym that is hung like a horse and kinda swaggers around...well this guy is in the shower when go in....he is a runner as am I...he starts doing his post-run stetching IN THE SHOWER! Sorry, I just did NOT need to see this! ~Mike |
2006-08-23 9:54 PM in reply to: #520142 |
Master 2287 Calgary, Alberta | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Rogillio - 2006-08-23 4:52 PM We used to have a 'gang' shower at our gym - a room about 12'x12' with two shower posts each with 6 shower heads around the post. There is one guy in every gym that is hung like a horse and kinda swaggers around...well this guy is in the shower when go in....he is a runner as am I...he starts doing his post-run stetching IN THE SHOWER! Sorry, I just did NOT need to see this! ~Mike So that's the secret.... |
2006-08-24 3:02 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Extreme Veteran 490 London | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... i was over doing an escrima class a few weeks back and it's held in this real meathead gym. I mean you can smell the 'roids as you walk up the stairs! anyway, class done and i'm chatting with my mate was we amble back into the changing rooms ......... to be confronted by a huge big naked black guy standing front and centre of the room oiling himself!! it was all i could do to stop laughing my head off!! :D lol Tim/. |
2006-08-24 5:51 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Extreme Veteran 596 Worcester, MA | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Best ever was the fairly cute girl in a baby blue velour track suit doing bent over chest cable crossovers with her BIG MUSCULAR boyfriend standing maybe 3 inches behind her. The Mrs and I were just waiting for him to Smack her A## and yell "Yeah B!" |
2006-08-24 10:32 AM in reply to: #520421 |
Master 1362 Charlotte, NC | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Graycat - 2006-08-24 4:02 AM i was over doing an escrima class a few weeks back and it's held in this real meathead gym. I mean you can smell the 'roids as you walk up the stairs! anyway, class done and i'm chatting with my mate was we amble back into the changing rooms ......... to be confronted by a huge big naked black guy standing front and centre of the room oiling himself!! it was all i could do to stop laughing my head off!! :D lol Tim/. HA! I had the same experience this morning! I show up at the Y and go into the locker room to drop off my stuff before my workout. Here's this guy (buff and in great shape so kudos there, but...) standing naked right in front of the mirror oiling himself up. His eyes NEVER left the mirror. He was so into himself it was hysterical. I put my stuff in a locker a few aisles over and had to pass him on the way out again. Still there... staring in the mirror... oiling up.... |
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2006-08-24 10:36 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Master 1362 Charlotte, NC | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... One more funny from today. There's this lady that strolls into the gym with a tank top (no midriff) and tight shorts. First off she has no business showing off her midriff... its more a mid-drift since it wanders all around. Anyway she hops on a treadmill and starts to run. She has to be the most flat-footed person in the world. Every step made a "slap." Everyone was looking around trying to figure out if there was a broken machine or something. It sounded like shoes in a dryer. smack-smack-smack-smack It was really annoying after 30 seconds. Made me want to suggest a running class for her. |
2006-08-24 11:00 AM in reply to: #519389 |
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2006-08-24 11:09 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Pro 3673 MAC-opolis | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... I shall address this as delicately as possible. It applies to both men and ladies. First the men: dude, please don't wear spandex shorts or tights that are 2 sizes too small. We all know that as one who has a Y chormosome, you have a phallus. The rest of us do not need to see it's outline under your spandex in intricate detail. Ladies, (applicable to the South Beach crowd) congratulations on your plastic surgery. If your operating physician were present I would give him a high five. However, there are plenty of therapists available with whom you can work out your very small self esteem. You don't need to wear toddler sized sports bras to show off you $6000 boob job in order to garnish the attention that you were apparently lacking as a child. The "if you got it, flaunt it" phase died in the 80's. You and everyone else has gotten similar work. For some of us men, we are more impressed with those who are proud of what god gave em to begin with. OK...flame off. |
2006-08-24 11:10 AM in reply to: #519389 |
Pro 3883 Woodstock,GA | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... What I love is going to the pool while they are having water aerobics in the shallow end. There are these older ladies that wear so much perfume that my eyes water everytime I try to breathe. Someone should tell them that chlorine and perfume DO NOT mix well. |
2006-08-24 11:19 AM in reply to: #520809 |
Master 1862 San Mateo, CA | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... The Mac - 2006-08-24 9:09 AM First the men: dude, please don't wear spandex shorts or tights that are 2 sizes too small. We all know that as one who has a Y chormosome, you have a phallus. The rest of us do not need to see it's outline under your spandex in intricate detail.
Ha! There's one of these types at my gym, 'cept his spandex is white and...um, after he's been sweating profusely...well, between the tightness of his spendex and the sweat soaked condition of his spandex becomes nearly transparent and it's clearly rated XXX. |
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Extreme Veteran 400 Colorado | Subject: RE: Funny gym sightings... Zilla - 2006-08-24 11:44 AM The Mac - 2006-08-24 9:09 AM I shall address this as delicately as possible. First the men: dude, please don't wear spandex shorts or tights that are 2 sizes too small. We all know that as one who has a Y chormosome, you have a phallus. The rest of us do not need to see it's outline under your spandex in intricate detail. Speak for yourself starfish. Zilla, if you like men in tight spandex, check out these photo galleries. Not for the weak stomached..... http://www.spandexman.com/gallery/ |
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