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2006-11-21 12:03 PM

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molto veloce mama
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Subject: second hand cornfield smoke
is really bad for you and there should be a law...unless its inhaled while having sex under an oak tree next to said a cornfield. go randy newman!


Let's burn down the cornfield
Let's burn down the cornfield
And we can listen to it burn
You hide behind the oak tree
You hide behind the oak tree
Stay out of danger 'till I return
Oh, it's so good
On a cold night
To have a fire
Burnin' warm and bright
You hide behind the oak tree
You hide behind the oak tree
Stay out of danger 'till I return
Let's burn down the cornfield
Let's burn down the cornfield
And I'll make love to you while it's burning



2006-11-21 12:08 PM
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Giver
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Subject: RE: second hand cornfield smoke

autumn - 2006-11-21 1:03 PM  go randy newman! 

Randy Newman is a despicable hate speech-mongerer.

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
`round here

Short people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(its a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
Theyre gonna get you every time
Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
round here

2006-11-21 12:10 PM
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Expert
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Subject: RE: second hand cornfield smoke
I burn corn to heat my house, does that count? 
2006-11-21 12:11 PM
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COURT JESTER
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Subject: RE: second hand cornfield smoke
What about short people who smoke a corn cob pipe in their house while watching bigfoot porn on a redneck flat screen tv??
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