Banned substances found in Armstrong hotel room

This is very disappointing....

From The Associated Press:

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France Victory,
along with his entire Tour de France Legacy, may be tarnished by what
could turn out to be one of the greatest scandals of all time.

Armstrong is being quizzed by french police after three banned
substances were found in his South France hotel room while on
vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.  The three substances
found were toothpaste, deodorant and soap, which have been banned by
french authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crow is quoted as
saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought
they'd be OK throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
found several other interesting items that they have never seen
before, including a backbone and a testicle.