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2006-02-28 12:58 PM

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COURT JESTER
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Subject: SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY IS COMING!!!!
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day


2006-02-28 1:04 PM
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Giver
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Oh man is my hand gonna be sore...
2006-02-28 1:18 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-02-28 1:04 PM Oh man is my hand gonna be sore...

I've got a stapler from 1962.  Saves a lot of wear and tear on the hand but you get more of a thump than a smack.  Still very satisfying.

 

2006-02-28 2:15 PM
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Master
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If only this day really exsisted... The 300 pound woman who eats a block a of chesse on top of bagels and a cup and a half of cream in her giant coffee mug for breakfast, while telling me that being vegan is bad for my health would be very sore. All the time she does this! I'm not an aggressive person though so can you hire a stand in slapper to do the slapping for you and just watch and take pleasure .
2006-02-28 2:17 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY IS COMING!!!!
They actually have a day for this?!?!?
2006-02-28 2:22 PM
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norakraemer - 2006-02-28 2:17 PM They actually have a day for this?!?!?

Are you saying they DON'T have day for this?  Uh-oh.

 

2006-02-28 2:30 PM
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Master
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Subject: RE: SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY IS COMING!!!!
norakraemer - 2006-02-28 3:17 PM

They actually have a day for this?!?!?


I agree. It should be a full week. Thanks, Nora.

2006-02-28 2:57 PM
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Elite
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Oh.
My.
God.

I am working at home this week, but may have to go into the office just for this...
2006-02-28 2:58 PM
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hangloose - 2006-02-28 3:22 PM

norakraemer - 2006-02-28 2:17 PM They actually have a day for this?!?!?

Are you saying they DON'T have day for this?  Uh-oh.

Hmmm.  I wondered why HR has been filling up my voice mail box as of late.  Whatever ~slap~

2006-02-28 4:20 PM
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Veteran
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A manager is considered a co-worker, right?  I was just notified less then an hour ago by my manager that "Congrats!  You are being transferred to another team!".  The new position is a heck of a lot more work, more stress, more travel, more weekends - and not one red cent more.  And no one even asked me if I even want this "promotion".   SLAP!!!
2006-02-28 4:54 PM
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2006-03-01 1:26 AM
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Master
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Subject: RE: SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY IS COMING!!!!
rkreuser - 2006-02-28 2:58 PM

hangloose - 2006-02-28 3:22 PM

norakraemer - 2006-02-28 2:17 PM They actually have a day for this?!?!?

Are you saying they DON'T have day for this?  Uh-oh.

Hmmm.  I wondered why HR has been filling up my voice mail box as of late.  Whatever ~slap~



i had that same problem so i smacked the HR guy....

is that the police outside......
2006-03-01 5:19 AM
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Elite
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norakraemer - 2006-02-28 3:17 PM They actually have a day for this?!?!?

Actually in some cultures it's called "vernal equi-thon" and it last for 40 days and 40 nights. It's a day of raucous beeoch slapping followed by a giant flood. Oh yea, and animals.
 This year it starts on March 17.



Edited by gullahcracker 2006-03-01 5:20 AM
2006-03-01 6:23 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: SLAP YOUR COWORKER DAY IS COMING!!!!
If slap your co-worker day was today I missed it.  I didn't work today so i didn't get to slap my intern who told me I was fat.  Can I slap her more than once in a sitting, or is it only once every hour???
2006-03-01 9:39 PM
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Global - 2006-02-28 2:15 PM

The 300 pound woman who eats a block a of chesse on top of bagels and a cup and a half of cream in her giant coffee mug for breakfast, while telling me that being vegan is bad for my health would be very sore.


Forget HER being sore, I get chest pains reading this. Ugh.

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