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 2008-08-26 7:16 PM |
Extreme Veteran  586   Waterboro, Maine |  Subject: Joke Gift IdeasI am feeling very uncreative at the moment, so hopefully the BT community can help me. We will be camping this weekend with other members of our bike team. One guy is turning 49, and his girlfriend is baking a cake to celebrate his birthday. I am doing a triathlon on Sunday and hubby and others are doing the mountain bike race on Monday. I want to do a little joke gift for him. I could do something to slow him down like lead weights, or maybe something goofy to decorate his bike - tassels for the handlebars. Any fresh ideas? Help me out here! |
| 2008-08-26 7:35 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Champion 5850  Michigan | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas A blow up sheep. |
| 2008-08-26 7:52 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Extreme Veteran 586 Waterboro, Maine | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Well, that is a fresh idea! I just found out that another team member is also having a birthday this weekend. So now the biker birthday party has expanded. I guess they could share the sheep? Any other ideas? |
| 2008-08-27 7:50 AM in reply to: #1630436 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Buy this and secretly mount it to his bike... http://www.amazon.com/Pyramid-Large-Bicycle-Basket-Flowers/dp/B001296G9M
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| 2008-08-27 7:54 AM in reply to: #1630481 |
Expert 724 Simi Valley | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas trixie - 2008-08-26 5:35 PM A blow up sheep.
I believe you are referring to the "I Love Ewe" Or I say go with Chamois butter for the tender bits |
| 2008-08-27 7:58 AM in reply to: #1630436 |
Elite 3683 Whispering Pines, North Carolina | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas I like doug's idea... http://www.amazon.com/Dora-the-Explorer-34013-Bike/dp/B000JKN9FY add this as well: Edited by tri_d00d 2008-08-27 8:00 AM (DoraHorn.jpg) Attachments ---------------- DoraHorn.jpg (7KB - 25 downloads) |
| 2008-08-27 8:00 AM in reply to: #1630436 |
Pro 4612 MA | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas |
| 2008-08-27 8:24 AM in reply to: #1630481 |
Master 2277 Lake Norman, NC | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas trixie - 2008-08-26 8:35 PM A blow up sheep. The more I read from you... the more I learn. Verrrrrrry interesting.
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| 2008-08-27 7:36 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Pro 6011 Camp Hill, Pennsylvania | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas |
| 2008-08-27 8:01 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Veteran 123 Jacksonville, FL | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas For my mountain-biking cousin's birthday a few years ago, his friends each gave him all the bike accessories he would need - the flowered basket, the bell AND the horn, the handlebar tassels, the little colored straws that go on the spokes, the tall orange flag, flame stickers, etc. I don't think you can go wrong with cool (for a seven year old) bike accessories like that. |
| 2008-08-27 8:29 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Member 46 | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Being that they are turning 49 try a gift package with a bottle of geritol, maybe some metamucil, depends adult diapers, tylenol arthritis formula, and if you know someone who has one, and doesn't need it, a walker. Viagra, or a bottle that you put a viagra sticker on with green M&M'S. Anyways have fun. |
| 2008-08-27 8:56 PM in reply to: #1633492 |
Champion 6046 New York, NY | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas John64 - 2008-08-27 9:29 PM Being that they are turning 49 try a gift package with a bottle of geritol, maybe some metamucil, depends adult diapers, tylenol arthritis formula, and if you know someone who has one, and doesn't need it, a walker. Viagra, or a bottle that you put a viagra sticker on with green M&M'S. Anyways have fun.
put all that IN the flowered basket above - and make sure to put the viagra sticker on the bike frame |
| 2008-08-27 9:52 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Extreme Veteran 362 Security, CO | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas |
| 2008-08-27 10:09 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Veteran 241 Atlanta, GA | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas I'm a big fan of the sardines in the bar ends for a gag... it just stinks and doesnt permanantly hurt anything.... |
| 2008-08-28 8:46 AM in reply to: #1630436 |
Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Hey, nothing says Happy Birthday like a rubber chicken ... (rubberchicken.jpg) Attachments ---------------- rubberchicken.jpg (13KB - 22 downloads) |
| 2008-08-28 10:40 AM in reply to: #1630436 |
| Member 127 Leawood, Kansas | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas You guys are killing me! Hubby turns 40 next May, and I will use what I've learned here to help him "celebrate." |
| 2008-09-03 12:12 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Extreme Veteran 586 Waterboro, Maine | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Just as a follow-up, we celebrated two bike team member's birthdays on Sunday. This was the night before a big race. For one guy (turning 43) we got him a bottle of red wine and some shot blocks. We joked about washing down the shot blocks with the wine, and we made the bottle fit in his bottle cage. Total cost = $10 For the other guy who turned 49 (last year in current age category), we got him some downhill mtb race shorts. These are the type that have hip padding in them. We joked about him breaking a hip 'cuz he is getting so old. We also threw in a package of shot blocks. Total cost of $5 (we found the shorts on a bargain rack at a surplus/salvage store.) A few good laughs all around. Thanks for all the great ideas! |
| 2008-09-03 3:41 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Extreme Veteran 406 | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Turning 49? This is easy... just bake a cake and mark it up with "Happy 50th Birthday!". Let the fun begin! (We did this for my sister on her 29th... called it her 30th). Good stuff. |
| 2008-09-04 5:27 PM in reply to: #1630436 |
Expert 784 Computerland | Subject: RE: Joke Gift Ideas Barbie dolls or My Little Pony dolls. Stick them in the flowered basket  |
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