Subject: RE: I'm Famous!!!3558 - 2006-01-25 8:03 PM I know... dammit! I heard there was a private screening of his new movie "Chuck vs. Jim: No Contest" Chuck Norris gets confused by complete sentences. They give him the brain pain, and make him want to kick things. But then Chuck Norris remembers what his mother told him: "sugar and spice make everything nice, and if you misbehave I'm going to lock you in the closet for your birthday again." And threats make him stutter. |