I LOVE the commericals they have. Do y'all remember the "OOOPS I crapped my pants" adult diapers?

And my favorite: COOKIE DOUGH GATORADE!!!!

Oh my god, I love Matt Foley!! Chris Farley will definitely be missed...

"I live in van, down by the river...." LOL! Thanks Karl for making me laugh this morning!!

I think you mean John Belushi. He was in my favorite skits, too.

• Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger
• Samurai Butcher
• Bees

But I also loved Dana Carvey's Church Lady (HAH!) and Billy Crystal's Lorenzo Lamas impersonation.

And, of course, Chevy Chase's newsman - I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. And Dan Ackroyd's "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Oh... Roseanne Rosannadanna - Gilda Radner.

AHHH don't get me started!! Good stuff.

BTW, my 12 year old nephew is hooked on SNL. He watches the marathons.

courtney_leone - 2005-07-21 10:11 AM

Mango! And when Chris Kattan plays that little apple eating monkey

MR. PEEPERS!!

Just about anything with Eddie Murphy...

Buckwheat sings - "wookin pah nub"

Mr. Robinson's neighborhood "I just spent the afternoon making a new friend for life - the problem is I was making it with the landlord's wife"

Velvet Jones "When I saw that look in her eye, I knew the $1.50 I spent on wine had not gone to waste..."

James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub "Aaaaaaaaaaah, too hot in the hot tub, burned myself, good god..."

It goes on and on.

I lvoe Chris Farley.  So anything by him - how about Chippendales with Patrick Swazey?  And the fake commercial for the adult undergarment called "Oops I Crapped my Pants".

Jessica

"More Cowbell" is great, but it doesn't hold a candle to "VH1 Storey Tellers: Neil Diamond", with Will Ferrell as Neil. Here's the script:

Neil: "Thank you. That, of course, is "Sweet Caroline". I wrote that song after a big show at the Forum. Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily, and we were driving.."

Gary (bass player): [worried] "Oh, I can't believe you're gonna tell this story.."

Neil: "Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, well, we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. [the crowd reacts with stunned silence.] So, we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So, we just took off. Pretty fast. And two hours later, I wrote "Sweet Caroline". Sweet Caroline. Good times never seemed so good. Thank you.

The crowd tries to applaud, but is stunned at the story. Neil follows it up with more revelations.

Neil: "It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography. Gary knows what I'm talking about. Well, my bizarre, insatiable, and downright dangerous sexual habits led me to write this song. [intro to "Cracklin' Rosie"] Oh, Cracklin' Rose, get on board. We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go. We're takin' it slow. Let's all do the best we can. And I can turn invincible if I really try-y hard!"

Next, Neil writes about his song of peace and unity, "America":

Neil: "This next song, you all might like. Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants. [intro to "America"] Gary and I have gone on for hours about how much we hate foreigners. Right, Gary?"

Gary: "Leave me out of this, man."

Neil: "NO, I WILL LEAVE YOU IN!! [pause, then back to the story] Well, my love of this great and beautiful nation, and my hatred of all people with dark skin, led me to write this. On the boats and on the trains. They're coming to America. Never looking back again. Just do the best you can! You hate your keyboard player because he's black! Never had the courage to tell him so."

When his band members start telling him to shut up, Neil screams at them.

Neil: "I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!"

As the crowd and his band starts to leave, Neil tries to get them to stay:

Neil: "Wait! This next song, I wrote after I killed a drifter to get an erection."

Will Ferrell as Harry Caray!!!

Harry Caray: It's a simple question, doctor. Would ya eat the moon if it were made of ribs?