Subject: RE: Blah blah. Blahblahblah. Blah blah blah blah.To address all of your fart-related concerns: 1. I only blame the dog when a fart wouldn't be funny 2. it was a one-cheek-sneak. 3. it was not wet 4. and yes. the proverbial bomb has been dropped. you all are lucky I haven't had dairy since Saturday, or it would be much worse. |