Psst! My name is...

Boy, you really think highly of yourself!  Aren't PSA's supposed to be stuff like "Don't do drugs" or "Don't waterski in figid temperatures." or "Don't eat gummybears off the sidewalk."  You know, important stuff like that.

My next name is going to be a hand gesture, well maybe a hand and a foot, or maybe two hands..................

I will be (hand slapping back of neck repeatedly) the ol' dude formerly known as  de cracka.

Why didn't I think of the Shocker? Dang it.

I get a lot of those hand gesture thingies, do you think people are mistaking me for de cracka?

I'm going to follow Haley's lead and shorten my name to just "the."

Why does everyone want to be like me?

Because girl you are the sh and the it.

I could shorten mine to 'hang' and together we could race relays as 'hang the cracka'.

I only want to wear your high heels.

They are pretty nice.

Hey!   Don't be hornin' in on my territory!!! 

Whew, you had me worried for a second.  Comet, are you wearing them on Saturday?  I'm thinking of going with my shorter heels for the pasta dinner, they're a little more comfy if I have to walk long distances.

Possibly. It depends which jeans I wear. I probably won't break out the 4 inch heels though, it is related to sports so I think I need to be a little more comfortable. I will be bringing my wetsuit though!

Mmmmmm...women in rubber! 

She's head for "single name reference" mega FREAK-DOM!!!!

It's another of those "one name" celebs...like Madonna, Prince, Liberace, OJ