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2005-09-15 9:47 PM

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Subject: Injuries how many and where?
Having spent the week with strained back ligaments, I started to think of all my past injuries I have had. So my challenge is this, list your injuries. Remember chicks dig scars, and so do blokes.

R ankle- twisted 3 times (roled completely once, lucky not to snap anterior ligaments)
L ankle- twisted 2 times

Crushed toes L foot- (take off doing long jump, bare feet, rolled toes under body weight for takeoff. Not an Olympic accredited method of execution for long jump)

Concusion- once

Torn rotator cuff R shoulder/ L on the way out also

Bruised ribs left side (done while jumping a bench and landing on concrete from approx 5 feet)

Split bottom lip

Chipped tooth

Road rash of course





Edited by Downunderman 2005-09-15 9:48 PM


2005-09-16 8:30 AM
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Road rash, bruised rib, separated shoulder -- and that's just from the fall from my bike two weeks ago.  X-rays taken after that debacle showed that I had suffered a broken collar bone many years ago, and never even knew it!  I've also had bouts of plantar fachitis and ITBS.
2005-09-16 8:33 AM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Very very long time ago...twisted ankle jumping over fence. Put rusty nail through back of hand.

Very long time ago...broke left arm (skateboarding)

Long time ago...split eyebrow (facial wounds in a pool can be VERY dramatic)

Last year...broke left wrist (snowboarding) If there is enough interest, I can post this story as a separate thread.

2005-09-16 8:36 AM
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2005-09-16 8:43 AM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?

Fell off a fence into a pile of bricks-middle school?

Broken/jammed fingers-various points growing up and high school playing softball

Severe shin splints-soccer high school

Too many sprained ankles to count-soccer and running

Ankle surgery (chipped bone cut ligaments and achilles)-soccer or skydiving, not sure which

Tendonitis in foot-marathon training last year

ITBS-this spring, overtraining

Severely bruised hip, July-beer slide

2005-09-16 9:16 AM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Broken Rib x 3 (Rugby)

Bruised sternum (Rugby)

Concussion x 4 (Rugby)

Dislocated shoulder (Rugby)

Broken Toe x 6 (Various)

Stitches 50+ over 3 incidences

Knocked Out (Motorcycle Crash)

Twisted Ankles x Countless (Various)

And of course the obligatory road rash.

bts

P.S. Horned Frogs Rule

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2005-09-16 9:16 AM
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Compound fracture tibia and fibula in car wreck 1971

Stress fractures in metatarsals 1971

Runners knee - somewhat chronic

Lots of minor muscle strains from waterskiing

2005-09-16 10:50 AM
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Very very long time ago, like in pre-historic time:  locked elbow falling down from... er... shower curtain bar (nailed in, not the removable kind).  The 10-yr-old me was trying to do pull-ups on that bar.... landed elbow first on ceramic tile.  To this day, my parents still didn't know how the heck I hurt it that I was in so much pain that I couldn't move my arm.  Fortunately didn't break anything.

Even longer time ago, kicked on something hard, pulled out my toe nail. 

In college while biking to class, tried to avoid hitting a pedstrian crossing the road, slipped and fell while on full speed downhill, crashed on road, torned skin on palm and arm, torned jacket. 

Last year, fell from step during step aerobics class, sprained right ankle very badly. 

I have been very lucky I hadn't broken any bones.  *knock on wood*

2005-09-16 11:06 AM
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- Concussion (Rugby)

- Black eyes, too many to count (Rugby)

- Vertically cracked back molar from having my lower jaw slammed into my upper jaw by somebody's head after having removed mouth guard due to dry mouth due to concussion (see above) (Rugby)

- Concussion (Snowboarding with helmet)

- Stretched soft tissue between ribs (Snowboarding)

- Psychological injury of having broken a teammate's collarbone during a tackling drill.
2005-09-16 11:11 AM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
broken middle finger - HS basketball (constant flip off for like 6 weeks!!)

torn acl - HS baseball

14 stitches in eyebrow - HS baseball

broken toe - ran into a door in HS

broken ankle - great story...I'll keep it short....hands full of beer while stepping off of a deck..stepped in hole and broke it..doc told me he had never seen bruising like that...at the mall a week later trying on flip fops at the mall here in Austin when ANDY RODDICK sits next to me (I'm sure he bought one of everything) and says, "Dude, what the hell did you do to your ankle?"..I tried to explain and he laughs..."You were drunk weren't you?" Of course I was...
2005-09-16 11:19 AM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Broken left leg- car accident
Broken right wrist- baseball
Dislocated left shoulder x5
Dislocated hip- parachuting accident
Broken right ankle- parachuting accident #2
Various broken fingers
Broken ribs x3- SPIES accident
Bruised ribs x2- gunshot wound with body armor
Laceration to head 30 stitches- jet ski accident
Chopped off my finger tips 20 stiches- an oops accident


Umm I think thats it


Edited by jase714 2005-09-16 11:20 AM


2005-09-16 12:20 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
From top to bottum.
Concussions- 3
Broken nose - 2
Stingers (nerve problem in your neck where your arms go numb) - too many to count.
Dislocated shoulders (three surguries) - too many to count
Hyper extended elbow - 2
Broken or dislocated every finger except one
Hip pointers - 2
Dislocated knee cap - 2 (surgury to correct)
Partialy Torn ACL - 1
Partialy torn MCL - 2
torn PCL -1 (dislocated kneecap did acl, mcl, plc in same incident)
Sprained Ankles - too many to count
Broken ankle - 1 (surgury to repair and remove bone chips)
Playing football through college beat me up pretty well. After taking 3 years off an pretty well healed up (except my back bothers me now).
2005-09-16 12:33 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Ooh, ooh, I want to play!!

Concussion-1
Broken leg-1 (fell through a trap door in a theatre...workwoman's comp!)
Broken finger-1
Pulled hamstrings-2 from karate
Knee arthroscopy-1 per knee (as recent as 2 days ago!)
Jumped naked into a 10 foot deep ditch of thorns (have scars, too...)
Broken collarbone-1
ITBS-recently overtrained
Shinsplints
Tendonitis in varying locations
Various sprained ankles
Etc.
2005-09-16 1:01 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
You guys are fragile!

4 Chipped Teeth - knee to the mouf during wrestling
Plantar Fascia Tear - triathlon training

2005-09-16 2:50 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?

OK I definately can win this contest

1-Broken collar bone age 3,  2- broken wrist age 6,  3-broken hand age 9, 4-hand thru window age 10, 5-Started spraining my ankle in high school...more times than I remember 6-the college years right shoulder 7-left shoulder 8-about a dozen more ankle sprians 9-shin splints 10- elbow injury 11-torn ACL resulting in first knee surgery 12-3 concussions 13-post college-right shoulder 14-the other ACL 15-3 ankle fractures 16 most recent hip stress frature...and those are just the highlights  I hae left out all the ITBS and over use stuff..at leastmost of it.  No wonder I became an orthopedic surgeon

Result

both ACLs reconstructed, in addition to 2 other knee scopes each knee, ankle reconstruction with 4 ankle scopes........Kidney surgerytoo..but thats not from an injury

2005-09-16 4:24 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
My biggest injury was from a car accident, a multiple compound fracture of the left femur. There's a circular scar where the bone stuck out and a long scar up the side where the doc went in to line up all the pieces as he drove a pin in from the top. Same event caused a gouge on my neck that came less than an eighth of an inch from opening a big bleeder, some broken bones in my foot that healed funny, and some big long scars on my left shoulder where a tattoo would go.

One of my earliest memories is of a taped up broken shoulder from rolling out of the top of some bunk beds in my sleep. Also while quite young, I lost a couple of toe nails when a bed frame with a half a dozen kids bouncing on it collapsed and landed on my foot. I broke my sternum in a strange skiing crash once and it still pops, sounding like a knuckle joint, when I stretch after sitting hunched over for too long. Dislocated my right knee going through the fence off a luge track once. Actually, I was mowing the fence down just fine until I got to the fence post. I hyper-extended my other knee once while skiing and crunched some stuff in there too. Separated my right shoulder twice so far taking dives off my mtn.bike and dislocated my little finger once so that it stuck out straight back from my hand. I've had cortisone shots for tendonitis in a couple of different spots. Some plantar fasciitis recently but I couldn't count all the strains and sprains. It would take a while to count all the other scars too and I'm not sure I could remember where they all came from.


2005-09-16 5:02 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Shoulder muscle that is now a barometer for stress (2002 AidsRide)
Scraped up foot from the bottom of the pool (current training)
Big ol' blister/scrape from the rowing machine (current training)

I feel like such a wuss...
2005-09-16 5:23 PM
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Is this the "he who has the most wins" game!?!?! LOL

Fractured metarsal
Sprained Ankle R - 5 times L - 6 times
Tibial Stress Fracture - Full length leg cast to hip - Great color - Lemon/Lime
MCL Sprain L - 1 time R - 2 times
Meniscal Tear R - 3 surgeries
Torn VMO (one of the quad muscles)
2 Herniated Lumbar Discs
broken ribs on three occasions
Broken R scapula
Broken Wrist L -1 (with surgery to pin ligaments) 1 - R
Sprain Wrist - R
Broken fingers ???
Broken 5th metacarpal (Boxer's FX) - R - 2
Broken Nose - 2
Skull fracture
Concussions - 3

I think that's it. I would hope so though. Judas! I am surprised I have lived as long as I have. Man growing up climbing trees and jumping off buildings really took it's toll quickly!
2005-09-16 6:31 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Why is it that orthopedic surgeons beat EVERYONE in terms of injuries? WTF?!?! Guess I'm glad to know I am in empathetic hands when they lay me out on the table for knee surgery.
2005-09-16 7:19 PM
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Geez, everyone's falling apart!!
Well, let's see:
Lots of stitches between ages 5-8- Dad said I had more stitches than Bobby Hull at the time.
Eyebrow
Chin
Back of head

split lip and broke tooth when I got hit by another bicycle coming at me- about 10 years old

Nail through my heel- tetanus shot and more stitches- who knew that a nail could go through a flipflop when you jump on it? I was only about 9 or 10. Not the brightest at the time...

Sprained ankle playing football

fractured tarsel on left foot from a hide a bed being dropped on it. Now have a nice big knot on the top of my foot.

Partially torn ACL with meniscus tear playing hockey- had arthroscopic surgery
Deep venous thrombosis (blod clot) in my left calf from surgery- in the hospital for a week.
note: if you women are on birth control pills- STOP before having surgery.

Completely Torn ACL (same one) playing softball- ACL reconstruction with patellar tendon
No blood clot this time

Numerous crashes on my motocross bike, and street bike and a few rough landings while skydiving. Scars, scrapes, bumps, bruises.

Overall I feel pretty lucky.











Edited by bmax 2005-09-16 7:26 PM
2005-09-17 2:33 PM
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Subject: RE: Injuries how many and where?
Head: Split open twice - stitches. 4 or 5 concussions. 4 front upper teeth broken in a bike wreck.

Hand/arms/shoulder: broken left wrist twice. misc. broken fingers and l. thumb. torn r. rotator cuff and tendons (held in place with screws)

Torso: total of 7 broken ribs in three incidents. Herniated disks at L4-L5 and L5-S1 (surgery to repair L4-L5 and some ligament damage 3 weeks ago)

Legs/feet: ruptured MCL (replaced with patella tendon), torn meniscus in both knees. Torn left achilles. Broken right ankle.

Too many sprains and muscle pulls/strains to remember. Total of 6 surgeries related to different injuries. When your 6'6", uncoordinated, and too dumb to know better --sh!t's bound to happen.

scott


2005-09-17 7:35 PM
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Line says: "Jumped naked into a 10 foot deep ditch of thorns (have scars, too...)"

Uh, just wondering about the back story on this one....?????


Ok, I'll play. Hmmm.

Dent in skull (I'll never look good bald)--first grade, pushed out of tree house. It's ok, I got her back.

Stitches on chin--seesaw incident.

Dislocated shoulder--'swing me around' incident.

Black eyes--two. Gotta catch the balls with my HANDS.

Knee surgery--high school gymnastics. Partially torn ACL and meniscus removed. This is before the cool brace thingies were made in small girls' sizes, at least where I lived. They wrapped up my entire leg like a giant sausage.

Sprained ankle. Foolish venture into cross country running.

Leg stitches--dive for phone.

Broken toe-- wrestling in ocean.





2005-09-17 11:55 PM
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line - 2005-09-16 4:31 PM

Why is it that orthopedic surgeons beat EVERYONE in terms of injuries? WTF?!?! Guess I'm glad to know I am in empathetic hands when they lay me out on the table for knee surgery.


Well they do say physician heal they self....but they also say Dr.'s are they're own worst patient. Plus, we have all the connections to the best people! I guess that makes it one of the perks.
2005-09-18 1:48 PM
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chriscal - 2005-09-17 6:35 PM

Line says: "Jumped naked into a 10 foot deep ditch of thorns (have scars, too...)"

Uh, just wondering about the back story on this one


When I studied abroad in England, we lived in this huge, beautiful castle with a driveway 1/2 mile long. The "tradition" was to get hammered in the bistro (which happened to be in the basement of the school...nice) and then do the "naked mile." Unfortunately for me, not only had they JUST set up the infared cameras to prevent this type of occurance, but a car came, too. I think that had I not been as drunk as I was, I would have broken something. The next day I went back and had a friend lower me down to retrieve my bra and underwear. I also used up an entire bottle of antibiotic ointment in 1 day. It was not fun...but the story is one of my best! (Oh and recently the President of the College threatened to send me "my" videotape, too...)

hehe
2005-09-18 7:41 PM
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line - 2005-09-18 2:48 PM
chriscal - 2005-09-17 6:35 PMLine says: "Jumped naked into a 10 foot deep ditch of thorns (have scars, too...)"

Uh, just wondering about the back story on this one
When I studied abroad in England, we lived in this huge, beautiful castle with a driveway 1/2 mile long. The "tradition" was to get hammered in the bistro (which happened to be in the basement of the school...nice) and then do the "naked mile." Unfortunately for me, not only had they JUST set up the infared cameras to prevent this type of occurance, but a car came, too. I think that had I not been as drunk as I was, I would have broken something. The next day I went back and had a friend lower me down to retrieve my bra and underwear. I also used up an entire bottle of antibiotic ointment in 1 day. It was not fun...but the story is one of my best! (Oh and recently the President of the College threatened to send me "my" videotape, too...)hehe


Hehehe, indeed! I was fairly certain that 'hammered' or the equivalent would figure pomnently in the explanation, but the international angle and the infrared cameras add nice twists. Cool story! There goes running for office though


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