I am....

Right now I am under the influence of some hospital drugs so, let's see what I can come up with:

I am.....

compassionate

giving

caring

funny

clever/smart

an athlete

a mommy

always on time (except that ONE time on 10/7/05)

flirty

impatient

hyper

sincere/not phony

well read

outdoorsy (but not camping-outdoorsy, just like to be outside-outdoorsy)

forward looking/glass half-full

A poet and a prophet and a problem when I'm stoned (perhaps a plagarist too), an angry man, a perpetual misser of higher callings, a poor planner and an agravating alliterationist.
 I make up words that need to be in the dictionary.
I bluff at scrabble.
I can cook and carpent.
A trainer of dogs and horses, I promised a blind, wandering kung-fu master that I would use my powers only for good.
Do not lie to me for I see truth and falsehood in your spittle.
My minions are doing my bidding even as we speak.
I am so cool that you could keep a side of beef in me for a month.
I am so hip that my pelvis has its own zip code.
I sweat ice cream
My mighty mood swings paralyze parallel planets by causing eclipses.
Above all, I am modest.
A husband, and brother, I an the ongoing outlier on occupational charts.
Rum and monkeys are linked telekinetically to me.

I am a liar

I am, I cried.  I am, said I ... and no one heard, and I can't even say why!

Okay, I am:

Basha's daddy
Big Boy (that's what my brohter-in-law calls me)
Agnes' boyfriend, husband and confidant
not a bookworm, but I do read a lot
a worrywart
an agoraphobe
an animal lover, especially cats
a student
a TdF fan
an internet addict
a pessimist
an over eater
a homebody
a fairly good cook
a guy who read historical fiction in the buff

but most of all, I am fat, lazy, wildly opinionated and cranky!

What are you?

I'm:

• a husband
• a father
• in love with both my girls
• a nerd
• a bookworm
• addicted to Trading Spaces
• a serial cereal eater
• too laid back
•  in a love/hate relationship with the pool
• the world's worst guitar player
• a beer slut
• 10 pounds too heavy
• not a dummy, except when I do dumb things
• a bike snob
• right because I'm left
• crushing on Sarah Silverman
• a Gator
  

A damn good father

A brother

A book worm

Too smart for my own good sometimes

Very sarchastic

A addictive personality

A workaholic

A crappy speller

Worry people wont like me or get me

A great guy when I want to be

The best future husband for some unsuspecting woman

Totally. Hot and a dirty, filthy mouth. Perfect for crushing on.

I don't get her being with Jimmy Kimmel, though. That does detract somewhat from her hotness, I must say. 

Too sexy for my body.

well, I'm a model, know what I mean?

In love with the greatest man in the world

the best "mom" to my beagles

a worrier of things I have no control over

polite to a fault

well read

the worlds worst runner

looking forward to starting our new life in Texas

completely bored with my job

missing my dad and MIL who both passed away last June

tmwelshy - 2006-01-06 4:30 PM You're in love with me?

LOL

rkreuser - 2006-01-06 7:34 PM ...I am I am Superman, and I can do anything. 

If your Superman, then I am

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... awake early and surfing BT
... addited to BT
... bored
... not myself lately
... missing home

Post-Vacation Depression, I guess.