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 2006-01-20 8:12 AM |
Champion 8903     |  Subject: I don't look good naked anymore |
| 2006-01-20 8:15 AM in reply to: #328010 |
Expert 906 Olathe, KS | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Aeeeiiieeeeee!!!! Put a warning on that Max! My eyes burn! |
| 2006-01-20 8:22 AM in reply to: #328010 |
Resident Curmudgeon 25290 The Road Back Gold member | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore |
| 2006-01-20 8:27 AM in reply to: #328010 |
Elite 4344 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore |
| 2006-01-20 8:32 AM in reply to: #328026 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Thanks, Max! That's precisely the motivation I needed to go running, swimming and biking this weekend - without complaint! |
| 2006-01-20 8:39 AM in reply to: #328010 |
Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Gee Max, you look older than I pictured you. |
| 2006-01-20 8:43 AM in reply to: #328040 |
| Champion 8903 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore southernaquagoddess - 2006-01-20 9:39 AM Gee Max, you look older than I pictured you. It's the hat...and like tech geezer said, I rarely venture out from the dim lights! |
 2006-01-20 8:47 AM in reply to: #328010 |
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| 2006-01-20 8:53 AM in reply to: #328052 |
| Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Oh, man Courtney....I was thinking the same thing. Only the locker room at the aquatics center. Yesterday there was this woman.......oh, no stop. Must-block-out-image. Damn. |
| 2006-01-20 9:17 AM in reply to: #328059 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore There is an elderly, flabbyazzed dude who I've seen a couple of times at the pool. Both times, his shorts were hanging off his *** down around his hips. The first time I was mortified, then angry, realizing that there was NO WAY he didn't know that he was exposing about 10 inches of buttcrack. The second time, he was entering the pool backwards, going down the ladder into Jessica's lane. I was this close >< to hollering at him "Hey! Pull your damn shorts up, ya freak!" Both times the senior ladies had just entered the pool for their aquacize. I swear if I see him again, I'm going to yell at him to pull his f'ing shorts up. |
| 2006-01-20 9:31 AM in reply to: #328059 |
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| 2006-01-20 9:33 AM in reply to: #328097 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore That's going to be me someday - 85 years old, still hangin' at the Y, mortifying the youngsters. Can't wait! I'll be sure to blow them away in the pool, too... |
| 2006-01-20 9:39 AM in reply to: #328090 |
| Elite 2673 Muskego, WI | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Renee - 2006-01-20 9:17 AM I'm going to yell at him to pull his f'ing shorts up. When I used to be at the Y there was an old guy that used to blow dry his a#s. I'm not kidding. I'd be changing clothes, walk around the corner, and there's Mr. flab, half bent over in ALL his GLORY, with the blow dryer over his back and pointing into his azz crack. Not touching anything, mind you, but I made a pact with myself right then and there NEVER to touch ANY blow dryers in ANY locker rooms. I used to want to yell at him too Renee. I wonder if after a while you get so tired when you get older that you just say to yourself, WTF, I want a dry a##, or I want loose shorts, and I don't care WHAT anybody's got to say about it. |
| 2006-01-20 10:03 AM in reply to: #328111 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Dan, I understand the WTF attitude but showing 90% of your *** in a public pool just ain't right. We have a nudey-booty community here in Tampa. He can take his asscrack there if he wants to let it all hang out. I was waiting for Jessica to hit the wall and look up to see his very big, very exposed *** descending into her lane. I've been wanting to test my new First Responder skills. |
| 2006-01-20 10:31 AM in reply to: #328010 |
| Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore When he's naked, Chuck Norris looks like an 11 year old girl. |
| 2006-01-20 10:41 AM in reply to: #328168 |
| Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore run4yrlif - 2006-01-20 11:31 AM When he's naked, Chuck Norris looks like an 11 year old girl. With a full beard. |
| 2006-01-20 10:42 AM in reply to: #328111 |
| Elite 3201 South Florida | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore morey1 - 2006-01-20 10:39 AM Renee - 2006-01-20 9:17 AM I'm going to yell at him to pull his f'ing shorts up. When I used to be at the Y there was an old guy that used to blow dry his a#s. I'm not kidding. I'd be changing clothes, walk around the corner, and there's Mr. flab, half bent over in ALL his GLORY, with the blow dryer over his back and pointing into his azz crack. Not touching anything, mind you, but I made a pact with myself right then and there NEVER to touch ANY blow dryers in ANY locker rooms. I used to want to yell at him too Renee. I wonder if after a while you get so tired when you get older that you just say to yourself, WTF, I want a dry a##, or I want loose shorts, and I don't care WHAT anybody's got to say about it. Eww!! That just made me laugh out loud at work! |
| 2006-01-20 10:44 AM in reply to: #328010 |
| Master 1932 Savannah, | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Oh, crap..I just remembered something I blocked out. About 3 years ago I was teaching water aerobics at the local JEA and we had rearranged the schedule of the pool....made the swimmers angry. I got bitched out in the locker room at nose to nose distance by a 70 year old naked Polish lady.....in Polish. Yipes. |
| 2006-01-20 10:45 AM in reply to: #328190 |
| Elite 2421 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore I would have posted sooner but I've been throwing up for the last hour and a half... I think I've hurled everything but my kidneys. bts |
| 2006-01-20 10:48 AM in reply to: #328193 |
| Elite 2673 Muskego, WI | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore Brett - 2006-01-20 10:45 AM I would have posted sooner but I've been throwing up for the last hour and a half... I think I've hurled everything but my kidneys. bts You blow dried your hair in the locker room this morning?  |
| 2006-01-20 10:55 AM in reply to: #328010 |
| New user 501 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore When I was a kid at the Y, I saw an old man bent over in a three point stance in the shower, in front of the shower head, cleaning his ass. Horrible, horrible sight which still lingers with me today. |
| 2006-01-20 11:03 AM in reply to: #328209 |
| Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore He probably had Chuck Norris stuck up there.
markg72 - 2006-01-20 11:55 AM When I was a kid at the Y, I saw an old man bent over in a three point stance in the shower, in front of the shower head, cleaning his ass. Horrible, horrible sight which still lingers with me today. |
| 2006-01-20 11:21 AM in reply to: #328097 |
| Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore courtney_leone - 2006-01-20 7:31 AM southernaquagoddess - 2006-01-20 8:53 AM Oh, man Courtney....I was thinking the same thing. Only the locker room at the aquatics center. Yesterday there was this woman.......oh, no stop. Must-block-out-image. Damn. Yeah, tell me about it...at my Y you have to walk through the showers to get to the actual locker room. One time I almost ran head on into a completely naked 85 year-old woman. Why? WHY??? *Shudder* Once a really, really old lady made me help her put on and hook her bra. *shudder* After aqua-cize time at the gym, I call it "naked old lady hour". |
| 2006-01-20 12:29 PM in reply to: #328010 |
| Pro 4578 Vancouver, BC | Subject: RE: I don't look good naked anymore I have to walk around on a stage mostly naked tonight. The designer that I am modeling for told me that it is all in the high heels. Max, you are no stranger to those. |
| 2006-01-20 1:01 PM in reply to: #328240 |
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