Ways to make alpacas useful

3.  Use them as subjects for limericks.  Such as...

Alpacas as avatars are here for keeps
they run and run with bounds and leaps
but can they be eaten?
hey wait, 'tis easter season
perhaps we could develop alpaca peeps?

With those short stubby legs, I bet Alpacas run slower than you.

ba dum bum 

Do you think that would sell better than the Big Mac?  I think we're onto something.

<snirk> 

For the commercial you could say "the Big MaPaca- it'll make you gallop"!

 Or:

"Two all-paca patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a seseame-seed bun."

Alpaca? Isn't that what Gore dida after he losta?

<holy cow I'm such a dork> 

Alpaca: it's what's for dinner. 

watergirl - 2006-03-24 9:59 AM It's Friday. You're bored. Alpaca - train them to work so we can spend all day on BT. Wait, we already do that

I bet the alpacas wouldn't even have to be trained!  All they would have to do is stand there and the kids could just pet and feed them for hours! 

I think is some ways they are related to the llama.  I bet they spit becuase camels spit too.  Maybe we could feed them watermelon and they could have a seed sptting contest!  is fruit a main food in their diet??

7.  Train them to fight like gladiators and have huge events to watch (Gladiator-Style). 

      "I am Maximus Alpacamus." 

Losers = McPaca

Retirees can become babysitters and training partners for triathletes.

Here's an ad for a restaurant in Cusco, Peru...

Pacha Papa -- This is the newest quinta in Cusco, located in a beautiful courtyard across from the small church in San Blas. In addition to Andean dishes, you'll find sandwiches. (The house specialty, cuy, must be ordered 1 day in advance.) Alpaca steak is served in several varieties, including alpaca goulash and alpaca kabob (anticucho de alpaca). Plazoleta San Blas 120. tel. 084/241-318.

They've found ways to make alpaca's useful.