Ok, so there were some inquiries such as “what’s going on with you two?” referring to myself and Thomas (aka: Welshy). There have been some major developments on the island of tri/BT love.
Is it really a surprise that the only two attention hounds on the site who could tolerate each others company have joined forces to fight evil bedroom office boredom everywhere? I think not.
So let’s analyze how this happened. There are two very different scripts for this Island Saga.
Comet Version: Welshy was enamored with me from the moment I joined the BT family. He loved that I was so outspoken and witty and could obviously have a good time. He didn’t think much of this other than I was just another cook chick to banter on the forums with. He tried to lure me in with posts about fictional acts such as the “Portuguese kiss” and “wrecker” (see Toilet Humor thread). Several PM’s, 2am Thirsty Thursday drunk PM and posting later...things are coming to light. Could he have been my mystery man who sent me flowers on my birthday?!? I think so. I was finally won over by his persistent phone calls (could this explain my outrageous cell bill?) and the artistry of his words that make me swoon…
Welshy Version (as told by me): I tried to win Comet over by posting dirty little phrases I knew would get her attention like “Portuguese kiss.” I had a feeling she was interested and was my type of girl from our banter on threads. I started a thread asking for Girl Advice about a “smokin’ hot” girl (ugh!) in my office that I flirted with at the ice machine. Something about cherries, 7Up & Dr. Pepper, and not being up with the latest trends (or some crap like that…barf) Haley renamed her “ice slut” (she obviously was) because she was insanely jealous (was not! Ok…just a little). She then proceeded to “hunt me down like a wounded animal” and not leave me alone. (I did not and will deny it until the day I die)
So that is that. Trips and hundreds of hours on the phone and wahoo posts later…. Where will the story take us???
I’m sure Welshy won’t be able to stand not responding to this. LOL
runnergirl29 - 2005-10-13 2:42 PMOh- and to add to all of this, I have spoken personally with Welshy on the phone and gave them permission to pursue another
Personally, I see Comet's transfixedness with the wahoo ending because of the mesmerizing quality of my speedo. With it hy hypno-speedo, I will rule the island, and all of its inhabitants will become my minions. I will order them to kidnap David Hasselhoff, and he will become my MiniMe. I will earn a place on the SCOTUS, and personally become the swing vote in the landmark Roe v. Wahoo decision, forever banning a woman's right to choose wahoo.
runnergirl29 - 2005-10-13 2:42 PMOh- and to add to all of this, I have spoken personally with Welshy on the phone and gave them permission to pursue another
Just wait- there's going to be a book first, then the movie And of course Oprah is going to hear all about the book, put it on her best seller list, everyone will buy the new romance novel, then Comet and Welshy will appear as guest speakers on Oprah, all of us BT'ers will be int eh audience, we'll get a free copy of their book, and Comet and Welshy will give Ron all the credit for having such an swesome website with good resources!
Runnergirl...way to go. You can be my PR person, Uber is stil my agent-he made me popular on this site in the beginning.
Run4yrlif-this thread is not about you, Roe v. Wahoo, etc. This is a nice island story.
runnergirl29 - 2005-10-13 4:09 PM Just wait- there's going to be a book first, then the movie And of course Oprah is going to hear all about the book, put it on her best seller list, everyone will buy the new romance novel, then Comet and Welshy will appear as guest speakers on Oprah, all of us BT'ers will be int eh audience, we'll get a free copy of their book, and Comet and Welshy will give Ron all the credit for having such an swesome website with good resources!
Just make sure you have spell check to make it easier on your editor! What are you going ot title the book? Let's propose some titles. how about "I Fell for the Wahoo" and have a pic. of the fish on the cover- lol!
Runnergirl...way to go. You can be my PR person, Uber is stil my agent-he made me popular on this site in the beginning.
Run4yrlif-this thread is not about you, Roe v. Wahoo, etc. This is a nice island story.
runnergirl29 - 2005-10-13 4:09 PM Just wait- there's going to be a book first, then the movie And of course Oprah is going to hear all about the book, put it on her best seller list, everyone will buy the new romance novel, then Comet and Welshy will appear as guest speakers on Oprah, all of us BT'ers will be int eh audience, we'll get a free copy of their book, and Comet and Welshy will give Ron all the credit for having such an swesome website with good resources!
Awwww...tricom, I'm really touched you mentioned me.............
All true... and not... She hunted me like a large cat, toying with me, priming me for the kill.... I'm still not entirely sure what happened, I may have been drugged - I don't remeber much... I can tell you Haley is awesome and I like her a lot (despite the perpetual burrito smel that constantly follows her around....).