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2012-12-26 10:56 AM

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2012-12-26 11:01 AM
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Happy Gnu Year!
2012-12-26 11:03 AM
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That's a gnu take on gnus. You, sir, are a genius.
2012-12-26 11:04 AM
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I don't have room in my safe for one.
2012-12-26 11:04 AM
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I agree. Plus, if we outlaw gnu's, only criminals will have them.

And I don't want to live in a world ruled by bad guys with gnu's.



2012-12-26 11:10 AM
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scoobysdad - 2012-12-26 11:04 AM

I agree. Plus, if we outlaw gnu's, only criminals will have them.

And I don't want to live in a world ruled by bad guys with gnu's.


I don't worry about the responsible gnu owners, just the ones who use their gnus for evil.

Owning a gnu isn't something to be taken lightly. It's a big responsibility, what with the feeding and the watering and such.


2012-12-26 11:12 AM
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Should we not restrict nutcases from owning gnus?
2012-12-26 11:17 AM
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the bear - 2012-12-26 12:12 PM Should we not restrict gnutcases from owning gnus?

I like it better this way! Plus I'm sick of FIFY.



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2012-12-26 11:19 AM
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If you outlaw gnu's....does that include all Ox's and antelopes? Or just a specific size? Do we only outlaw the ones that look mean?

2012-12-26 11:29 AM
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Can I name him Gary?  Gary the Gnu?
2012-12-26 11:30 AM
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There already are Gnu Control laws. "Livestock" are outlawed in most urban areas.

No Gnus is good gnus.


2012-12-26 12:10 PM
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2012-12-26 12:15 PM
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Be good to have a Gnu to take on my runs. Be good motivation for me to run faster, provided I can keep up with it.
2012-12-26 12:33 PM
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Teej, it's a Donkey and you know it!!!

Do people realize that a gnu is the same as a wildabeast? If you start having wildabeast, next thing you know you'll have lions and then hyenas. Where does it end.

Ban the gnu now???
2012-12-26 12:37 PM
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drewb8 - 2012-12-26 9:29 AM Can I name him Gary?  Gary the Gnu?

As long as someone doesn't out him on the blogisphere.

 

I can't keep one here, but can I substitute a water buffalo?  A yak?

Yes, I can legally keep a water buffalo or yak as domesticated livestock in Mass, my town doesn't have any limitations over the state's limitations.

2012-12-26 12:40 PM
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I just reread my original copy of the constitution and the framers actually have us a right to keep and bear ARMs. As in Adjustable Rate Mortgages. They set up the housing crisis right there in the beginning.


2012-12-26 12:41 PM
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2012-12-26 1:17 PM
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Borrowed to share with my friends on Facebook. We need to get the word out.
2012-12-26 2:36 PM
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2012-12-26 3:04 PM
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scorpio516 - 2012-12-26 11:37 AM

drewb8 - 2012-12-26 9:29 AM Can I name him Gary?  Gary the Gnu?

As long as someone doesn't out him on the blogisphere.

 

I can't keep one here, but can I substitute a water buffalo?  A yak?

Yes, I can legally keep a water buffalo or yak as domesticated livestock in Mass, my town doesn't have any limitations over the state's limitations.

Actually I was thinking of this guy:

2012-12-26 5:54 PM
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drewb8 - 2012-12-25 4:04 PM
scorpio516 - 2012-12-26 11:37 AM

drewb8 - 2012-12-26 9:29 AM Can I name him Gary?  Gary the Gnu?

As long as someone doesn't out him on the blogisphere.

 

I can't keep one here, but can I substitute a water buffalo?  A yak?

Yes, I can legally keep a water buffalo or yak as domesticated livestock in Mass, my town doesn't have any limitations over the state's limitations.

Actually I was thinking of this guy:

 

I gnu *exactly* which Gary you were talking about.



2012-12-26 7:19 PM
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Anyone born before 1980 probably all gnu that gnu.

Why aren't there more animals with cool names like that?

I like the humuhumunukunukuapua'a but it's not a synonym with anything the way gnu is.
2012-12-26 7:35 PM
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2012-12-26 7:56 PM
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Emu are friggin mean!!!

They once chased an armed lieutenant out of a training exercise.
2012-12-26 8:39 PM
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