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 2006-09-26 9:41 PM |
Expert  936    Springfield, MO |  Subject: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideasOkay, I'm in a tight spot. We decided to have a halloween party, costume required, and I can't think of anything good. This is an adult only party and political correctness is not really even an option. I know there's got to be some Thanks |
| 2006-09-26 9:42 PM in reply to: #552681 |
Champion 6285  Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas I have some ideas, but if I post pictures, this thread will disappear... |
| 2006-09-26 9:45 PM in reply to: #552681 |
Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas run joe run - 2006-09-26 10:41 PM Okay, I'm in a tight spot. We decided to have a halloween party, costume required, and I can't think of anything good. This is an adult only party and political correctness is not really even an option. I know there's got to be some Thanks Grab a pair of scrubs and some adult toys and go as a Gynocologist. |
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Champion 10157 Alabama | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas I will share my halloween custon secret that I've used for years. It is so simple. Go as Rocky....or just a generic boxer. Get some black burnt cork and some of your wife/girlfiends make-up and give yourself a really nice shiner. Wear your tri shorts or running shorts and get a silky bathrobe. Tape your fists/knuckles. Slick your hair back with gel or oil so it looks wet/sweaty. Then walk around all night saying "Yo Adrean.....I was wondering if you wouldn't mind marrying me very much?!!" Every once in a while stick a good boxer pose. The Rocky thing works for me because I'm Italian but the generic boxer will work for anyone and is easy and cheap....and you don't feel like an idiot going as a something goofy. ~Mike |
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Champion 4902 Ottawa, Ontario | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas Tie a potatoe to your member and go as a "dick-tatter"! |
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| Giver 18427 | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas |
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| Expert 936 Springfield, MO | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas |
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| Expert 760 Mt. Morris, IL | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas two years ago I was Roy from siegfried and roy and my wife was a "sluty" tiger. I had tight pants and a white shirt all ripped and covered in blood. We won best costume (it was just after it happened). You can always go as a flasher. |
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| Expert 789 Lake Forest, Illinois | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas Get a black shirt and put a colorful letter P on it. Then get some eyeblack and black one of your eyes. When people ask what you're supposed to be say you're a "black eyed P" You could even have one of their songs or dances ready to go if you're one of those ultra outgoing people 8) |
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| Expert 660 state of denial | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas lets see go naked on roller blades.....a pull toy wear a robe, cover your head with shaving cream and draw a line down the middle....the denorex man all black with a box of frosted flakes that has a knife through it....cereal killer make or find two large beer cans, tie them together so they hang on you, one in front one in back...you are a man between beers |
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| Veteran 147 | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas You could go as a power plug and your girlfriend or wife as a power outlet. In college I saw a guy in the most tasteless costume ever....but I sure remember it all these years later. He had on scrubs and a white lab coat, and had a sign "The Mad Abortionist: No Fetus Can Beat Us! Visa and M/C Accepted." |
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| Expert 936 Springfield, MO | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas nccgrap - 2006-09-27 7:59 AM two years ago I was Roy from siegfried and roy and my wife was a "sluty" tiger. I had tight pants and a white shirt all ripped and covered in blood. We won best costume (it was just after it happened). You can always go as a flasher. The Siegfried and Roy is a good one. Friends of mine did that - the "Roy" had a stuffed tiger attached to his neck w/ blood all over. |
| 2006-09-27 9:28 AM in reply to: #552681 |
| Veteran 222 Norman, Oklahoma | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas A white sheet stuffed with news paper, a tail, white make up on face...a sperm. You can say you're a really great swimmer. Edited by empty 2006-09-27 9:29 AM |
| 2006-09-27 9:44 AM in reply to: #552681 |
| Crystal Lake, IL | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas I saw a guy one time as a flasher. He had the trenchcoat, hat and marx bros. glasses with the nose/mustache. Under the coat he wore all nude colored tights and top. He rigged up a fake giant, uh, thingy that would swing up to "attention" when he opened up the coat. It was hilarious. the best (in terms of quality) costume I saw was a guy as a bust of George Washington on a pillar. The pillar was around his body and the top of the pillar around his neck. His neck and head/hair were all spray painted to look like a real statue/bust. He would stand in the corner and not move and people wouldn't realize he was a person until they got close enough to see his eyeballs. After a while his girlfriend put a drink on the pillar in front of him and he would drink it from a straw. The costume was amazingly well done.
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| Champion 6285 Beautiful Sonoma County | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas Just what I was thinking. Aren't we pitiful? Especially since I have the photos ready to link. LOL. Maybe I can just post URLs. |
| 2006-09-27 9:51 AM in reply to: #552681 |
| Expert 694 Charleston, SC | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas If you want to be extra classy, Ive seen a preist costume with a hand pump to pump up an area that is below the waist but above the upper thighs  |
| 2006-09-27 10:01 AM in reply to: #553084 |
| Expert 924 Louisville, KY | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas bcotten534 - 2006-09-27 10:51 AM If you want to be extra classy, Ive seen a preist costume with a hand pump to pump up an area that is below the waist but above the upper thighs That's the exact costume I wore a couple years ago. I still have it hanging in my closet. BTW, I'm nothing if not extra classy |
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| Champion 5615 | Subject: RE: HELP!! I need "adult" halloween costume ideas bcotten534 - 2006-09-27 10:51 AM If you want to be extra classy, Ive seen a preist costume with a hand pump to pump up an area that is below the waist but above the upper thighs You know, if you use that and one of those "My Buddy" dolls from the 80s, I'm sure you could win something. |
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