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2006-03-23 8:12 AM

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COURT JESTER
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Subject: NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!


2006-03-23 8:28 AM
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Crystal Lake, IL
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Tom - this is the translated version of your weird email from yesterday. 

 

2006-03-23 8:29 AM
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Tulsa, Oklahoma
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You learn so much on BT.........those are funny!
2006-03-23 12:45 PM
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Giver
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I'm surprised this thread hasn't been yanked yet.

Yanked.

Hmmm...

"Unless you like it yanked,  put a condom on your frank."

I'm a giver. 

2006-03-23 1:01 PM
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Master
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Damn, Does this mean I have to wear a condom all week???
2006-03-23 2:21 PM
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over a barrier
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before you go for the pelvis, wrap little Elvis

2006-03-23 2:55 PM
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tupuppy - 2006-03-23 8:12 AM

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.


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