Slugger versus TaserDee

Take care Slugger, she's not that kind of person to let you run away from the tasers for long  

I thought if I stayed on BT until 2:45 AM, that Slugger would just go to sleep. But noooooooo..... Instead, she posts HER take on the "Slugger vs. Taser" Challenge. No problem, I'll correct any misconceptions now. ( )

1. Your job is to pick a side. However, keep in mind that I have a taser collection. And several cattle prods. Now, go ahead. Pick a side. Any side.

2. Of course my laugh is Evil. Everything about me is Evil. (See? I've even capitalized it. That's how Evil I am.)

3. The Body Parts Fairy is.... well, she's Evil too. She's also related to TinkerBeth. But that's a story for another day.

4. Unlike Kristen, Erica and a few other BTers, "wine" is not a sufficient distraction for me. Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Milanos, on the other hand......

OK, I think everything's cleared up now.

We have plenty of room in the "Spectator Stands," so go ahead and grab a seat. We even have free popcorn available for your enjoyment while you, uh, "spectate."

Any thoughts on when the first tasering should be administered?

Hm. My reputation precedes me, I see.

Oooo! What a WONDERFUL idea!

I've already got the basic black, the blue, the pink, the red, the camo and the leopard print. I wonder what OTHER colors I can get ahold of!

Maybe TASER INTERNATIONAL would be willing to produce a Mt. Washington themed version. (It would be perfect for when Slugger does her little "one hill" road race next year: http://www.mountwashingtonroadrace.com/ )

Hm. Actually. I plan on tasering her every time I can manage to pull ahead of her. I may have to set a new PB for running this month.....

I can't believe I'm asking this, but what happened to the tampon taser?  I was under the impression you were going to order it.  I can think of few tasers more humiliating to get hit by than that thing...

If I have to pick a side, I'm definitely going with Dee.  If push comes to shove at the end of the month, she'll throw a harness on the turkey-lovin' old man she always sees and have him drag her around the area.

Heh, now we have to explain the tampon taser to everyone. I'll let Slugger do that, since she's the one who found it in the first place.

What's wrong with a little humiliation?

Not a bad idea.... The guy is in his 80s, and can still hike up a mountain. He carries a walking stick (you wouldn't want to get hit with that thing, either), and moves at a pretty quick clip....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Milanos!

I *HEART* MILANOS!

Good thing I already ran wogged this morning, so that I can sit here and enjoy them. Hehehe

Thanks, Emily!

And with that said, Dee begins to calculate the distance between NC and Lafayette IN, in terms of taser-tappability....

Um, yeah. Of course it does. Did you expect differently? LOL

Of course, since you just distracted me with Milanos gave me a gift of Milanos, I'm willing to NOT calculate the distance between NC and IN this time around.



Edited by D001 2009-07-03 9:11 PM

Come on Dee, I'm really looking for some high quality tasering.

I've been MIA, but did you say wine?

Actually, tonight I'm drinking beer. Some really nice porters and stouts, to be precise. Kinda like wine, but beer.

Well, we're waiting for Slugger to report in.

She has to tell me which taser-color she'd like for her first zapping.

Well, yes. Wine was mentioned. I figured it was just a matter of time until you showed up.