Subject: RE: A funny poem I remember from chidhoodI remember this one over 30 years later - it was from The Biggest Joke Book Ever (ad no idea why I remember it so well): Ladies and Jellyspoons! I stand before you to stand behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a Father's Day meeting for mothers only. Please wear your best clothes, if you don't have any And please stay at home, if you can be there. Admission is free, please pay at the door Have a seat on me; please sit on the floor But no matter where you manage to sit, the man on the balcony will certainly spit. Now I present to you, the next act: The four corners of the round table. |