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2008-03-12 3:32 PM

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Champion
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Subject: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
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... I had Tex-Mex for dinner on Wednesday night, March 12, 2006.


2008-03-12 3:35 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
Please tell me you don' t want to go punch this guy in the face (jk).  That is just wrong and nasty.
2008-03-12 3:35 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...

That's the doggone effen funniest thing I've read this week.

Oh, and I keep telling people not to eat Mexican before races!!!

2008-03-12 3:35 PM
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2008-03-12 3:36 PM
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Melon Presser
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...

Oh, okay, it's wrong and sad and terrible and all that, too.

(But it's still REALLY FUNNY!)

2008-03-12 3:37 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
 I'm speechless.


2008-03-12 3:43 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
It would make going to the bathroom in an IM easier if the toilet were just attached to your butt.
2008-03-12 3:45 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...

OMG - that's too bizzare to believe.  I can't even wrap my head around that....

They said they don't know if she had mental problems.  WHAT!?!?!  Isn't it obvious?  They BOTH must have mental issues.  I would be calling the emergency room if my SO was in there for half a day - but two YEARS?!?!?!

 

2008-03-12 3:47 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...

It's very sad.  Clearly this woman is not in her right mind, and her BF isn't much better.  I'd wager she's an agoraphobic.  Combine with the shame for toilet issues, and it's not a terrible stretch to see why she'd rather stay there than seek help.

Talk about being stuck in a rut in your life! 

2008-03-12 3:47 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
Well this was SUPPOSED to be a poll. I just suck at the internets. Ooh ... another one:

`I dropped a monster deuce and was waiting for the smell to subside before I came out.'
2008-03-12 3:50 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
Does anyone see the irony in the Sherriff being Mr. Whipple????


2008-03-12 3:50 PM
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mr2tony - 2008-03-12 3:47 PM Well this was SUPPOSED to be a poll. I just suck at the internets. Ooh ... another one: `I dropped a monster deuce and was waiting for the smell to subside before I came out.'

Stop it. Stop it. You're KILLING me!

2008-03-12 3:52 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
TriAya - 2008-03-12 3:50 PM

mr2tony - 2008-03-12 3:47 PM Well this was SUPPOSED to be a poll. I just suck at the internets. Ooh ... another one: `I dropped a monster deuce and was waiting for the smell to subside before I came out.'

Stop it. Stop it. You're KILLING me!

X2.  That was freakin' hilarious.  I did not get the tex-mex comment until I read the second one.

How about "I ran out of toilet paper and was waiting for someone to bring me more."

2008-03-12 3:53 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
pinktrigal - 2008-03-12 3:50 PM

Does anyone see the irony in the Sherriff being Mr. Whipple????


Holy carp I totally missed that. Nice catch. Hilarity. I feel bad now that I'm making jokes at the expense of a very disturbed and mentally incapacitated woman. Of course the boyfriend who brought her food for two years isn't much better.

I say enough of this brand of toilet humor!
2008-03-12 3:54 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
pinktrigal - 2008-03-12 4:50 PM

Does anyone see the irony in the Sherriff being Mr. Whipple????


Hahah, omg. wonder if she was squeezing the charmin.
2008-03-12 3:56 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
mr2tony - 2008-03-12 3:53 PM
pinktrigal - 2008-03-12 3:50 PM Does anyone see the irony in the Sherriff being Mr. Whipple????
Holy carp I totally missed that. Nice catch. Hilarity. I feel bad now that I'm making jokes at the expense of a very disturbed and mentally incapacitated woman. Of course the boyfriend who brought her food for two years isn't much better. I say enough of this brand of toilet humor!
I say keep going.  These people are around to give us stuff to joke about.  It is just a step down from the Darwin awards.  These people lived just have some major issues.


2008-03-12 4:02 PM
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Yaaaay Kansas!
2008-03-12 4:08 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
This makes total sense to me.  She sits down for a long one, her legs fall asleep, and she can't get up. 
2008-03-12 4:09 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
PeterAK - 2008-03-12 4:08 PM

This makes total sense to me.  She sits down for a long one, her legs fall asleep, and she can't get up. 


Peter... you get toilet leg too????????

You should get that checked out.
2008-03-12 4:12 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
`I got me a bad case of runner's knee, tennis elbow and crapper's leg.'
2008-03-12 4:14 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
Hope there was more than one potty in that house.  Otherwise where has the boyfriend been going for two years?


2008-03-12 4:15 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...

she was wearing sweatpants, maybe she had just gotten back from a killer leg workout and had yet to recover.

but still, your skin fusing with the seat?  I wonder how European those unshaven legs were...

2008-03-12 4:16 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
That can't possibly be accurate. I mean, what kind of $hitty relationship is that?
2008-03-12 4:17 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
kns57 - 2008-03-12 4:14 PM

Hope there was more than one potty in that house.  Otherwise where has the boyfriend been going for two years?


I don't know but he shoud've called the cops. What a crappy boyfriend.
2008-03-12 4:18 PM
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Subject: RE: I sat on the toilet seat for two years because ...
tmwelshy - 2008-03-12 4:16 PM

That can't possibly be accurate. I mean, what kind of $hitty relationship is that?


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