Subject: RE: Sasamat April 28/08Dear Diary, tonight I met up with three terrible women at Sassamat Lake. They lured me into the water with their wicked ways using their womanly powers to do what I knew was a bad idea. I was scared. I was out of my mind. I tried to leave. But then they began to say mean and nasty words. They said they would tell everyone! They said I was being worse than a little girls...cause they were all in the water. And I wasn't. I was on the beach. Cowering. Wishing I had never met these horrible people. They made jokes about my man-parts falling off. About where my man-parts were in my swim suit. After having been coaxed into the icy cold waters of the lake, I now firmly believe the old myths of ships being drawn to the rocky shores from the beautiful voices of sirens calling out to the sailors, urging them closer to the craggy out croppings until the ships crashed onto the shores, killing the men and destroying the vessels. Now the voices I heard were not angelic, more like cynical, laughing and mocking and all though I didn't die, it was SO F%$#*&!@ COLD! It was like getting hit in the crotch with an axe. A cold axe. With ice on it! "Keep swimming, it will get better." How will my reproductive organs warm up if I stay in the water!?!? How is that possible!?!?! My feet were fine after 5 minutes. The brain just shut the flow off since the flow coming away from my feet was 32 degrees colder than when it went in. Hands and face; same thing. My swim cap froze to my eyebrows! In all seriousness, I am very thankful that the girls took the time to wait for the panic I went through to subside so we could all swim together. Thanks girls! |