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2009-06-22 6:47 PM

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1. instead of a jar of fancy face cream, you have a jar of " master chamois cream" on your nightstand.
2. you bring a wetsuit to the beach for your work conference so you can get in some OWS
3. your co workers think it's amusing that you eat a pre lunch, lunch, and post lunch in the span of a 9 hour work day.


2009-06-22 6:49 PM
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You wear your heart rate monitor to bed to see what your heart rate is when you wake up.

I recently was told by my heart doctor that my resting heart rate is 48, so of course that was the first thing I decided I HAD to do which I realize makes me a Tri nerd, haha!
2009-06-22 6:50 PM
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You automatically give your USAT age whenever anyone asks your age!

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2009-06-22 6:51 PM
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you step on a gu only to jump off before it burst and think, "YES! saved it!"
2009-06-22 6:54 PM
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You are in the 50-54 AG because of the
Bio-freeze on the night stand
You have more insoles then sneakers
Your candy dish is full of Motrin
You don't use ointments you use Preparations.
Shaving is more like excavation
You hope to out live your AG
 
2009-06-22 7:04 PM
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Last Saturday, while puking my guts out from food poisoning at 5am, I caught myself thinking "I wonder if I can still make my race", which started in 3 hours.  (Spousal wisdom got the better of me...)


2009-06-22 9:31 PM
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you love walking around with indelible marker on your arms and legs.
2009-06-22 9:48 PM
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You believe.
2009-06-22 9:51 PM
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Your kids wake up to find you at home on a rare Saturday or Sunday off and ask "Daddy, why aren't you running or riding your bike?"

 

2009-06-22 9:54 PM
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When you check out every body of water (whether it be a ditch, lake, river, etc) you pass and judge whether or not it would be a great place to get in a training swim.

Edited by rgretsof 2009-06-22 9:56 PM
2009-06-22 10:56 PM
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when you look at "planned family vacations" as a great chance to get in two a day workouts or more!


2009-06-22 11:14 PM
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when you assure your spouse that Nowhere, USA is a great place for a family vacation....and wow, what luck, there happens to be a tri there the exact time you will be :-)

2009-06-23 12:43 AM
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when you blow snot rockets and pee in wetsuits...things your mother did not raise you to do!
2009-06-23 5:49 AM
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your wife routinely comments how you love your bike more than her (or as much)

When a co-worker asks if you are racing this weekend, you say "yeah, but I'm just running a 10k, so that is not REALLY a race".

When people praising you for being able to run 15 miles you're feeling insulted.

2009-06-23 5:58 AM
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maverick_zh - 2009-06-23 5:49 AM

When a co-worker asks if you are racing this weekend, you say "yeah, but I'm just running a 10k, so that is not REALLY a race".



Excellent! *laughing*
2009-06-23 5:58 AM
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when first thing in the morning and last thing at night you check out the new threads on BT!


2009-06-23 6:08 AM
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At 5 am, i put my work out gear on feed my girls and tell hubby i love him and leave for first work out of the day.lol 
Oh have spinach and banana every morning . 
2009-06-23 6:36 AM
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SKDickey - 2009-06-22 7:49 PM You wear your heart rate monitor to bed to see what your heart rate is when you wake up.

I recently was told by my heart doctor that my resting heart rate is 48, so of course that was the first thing I decided I HAD to do which I realize makes me a Tri nerd, haha!


I swear I did this yesterday and today, but how can I be hard core? I mean I only have run one race so far and it was just a sprint, and okay I have another scheduled for July 5th, but it's only a super sprint. Okay and I am entering another one in the middle of September.
OKay and maybe I do train every day, but not twice a day (to often).
And I mean it is just since April that I have been doing this.
I can't be hard core, I can't. What will my friends and family say?

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2009-06-23 6:48 AM
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Your race bike is woth more than your car.


You already own 4 bikes but can't think of a good excuse not to buy another one.
2009-06-23 7:23 AM
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Its perfectly okay to wear spandex in social situations because you are going for a run afterwards
2009-06-23 7:34 AM
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On most days, you take 2-3 showers.



2009-06-23 7:34 AM
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Your co-workers don't understand why you are so sore every Monday morning after a race. 

You ask your co-workers what they did this weekend and they comment back, " we just sorta hung around the house".  When you respond back with yours they are floored with how much you fit into one weekend (distance or time wise)

2009-06-23 7:43 AM
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You know how much you sweat per hour.
2009-06-23 7:56 AM
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- You have no idea why they call Cal Ripken Jr. “Iron Man” when, after all, he was a baseball player.

- You have peed outdoors more times in the last year than you did in your first year of college.

- For you, “bonking” no longer has a sexual connotation.
2009-06-23 8:10 AM
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... your favorite suit does not need to be dry cleaned.

 

rgretsof - 2009-06-22 10:54 PM When you check out every body of water (whether it be a ditch, lake, river, etc) you pass and judge whether or not it would be a great place to get in a training swim.

Too funny, I took a differ route home from work than usual last night and thought exactly this about 3 different ponds I drove by!

 

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