Slugger versus TaserDee
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Here's how it goes: Dee has the taser. I have to run more than her to stay out of range of the taser (we're counting minutes). Your job is to pick a side (switching mid-cheer highly encouraged) and cheer us on. And watch me writhe if I don't make it. And listen to Dee's evil laugh when she gets to zap me. Or my evil laugh as I run my legs off and make my escape. Oh, and no outside tasers, cattle prods, or other "incentive devices" allowed. But if someone can help me keep the body parts fairy tied up while I'm running, I'd appreciate it. And wine to distract TaserDee would help. Kthxbai! Edited by Slugger 2009-07-03 2:05 AM |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Days 1-3: Slugger versus TaserDee Slugger: 31:30 TaserDee: 42:42 Result: TaserDee is letting me catch up run away while her taser warms up, since we just started. Does anyone else think she is up to something nefarious? |
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Elite ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Slugger - 2009-07-03 3:04 AM Days 1-3: Slugger versus TaserDee Slugger: 31:30 TaserDee: 42:42 Result: TaserDee is letting me catch up run away while her taser warms up, since we just started. Does anyone else think she is up to something nefarious? Take care Slugger, she's not that kind of person to let you run away from the tasers for long ![]() |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Maybe she's out shopping for a new taser - something nice to match her purse and shoes. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() There is no way you don't get tased! Even if you win, she will tase you on generally principle... |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() I thought if I stayed on BT until 2:45 AM, that Slugger would just go to sleep. But noooooooo..... Instead, she posts HER take on the "Slugger vs. Taser" Challenge. No problem, I'll correct any misconceptions now. ( ![]() 1. Your job is to pick a side. However, keep in mind that I have a taser collection. And several cattle prods. Now, go ahead. Pick a side. Any side. ![]() 2. Of course my laugh is Evil. Everything about me is Evil. (See? I've even capitalized it. That's how Evil I am.) 3. The Body Parts Fairy is.... well, she's Evil too. She's also related to TinkerBeth. But that's a story for another day. 4. Unlike Kristen, Erica and a few other BTers, "wine" is not a sufficient distraction for me. Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Milanos, on the other hand...... OK, I think everything's cleared up now. We have plenty of room in the "Spectator Stands," so go ahead and grab a seat. We even have free popcorn available for your enjoyment while you, uh, "spectate." Any thoughts on when the first tasering should be administered? ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() rlejeune - 2009-07-03 6:04 AM Slugger - 2009-07-03 3:04 AM Days 1-3: Slugger versus TaserDee Slugger: 31:30 TaserDee: 42:42 Result: TaserDee is letting me catch up run away while her taser warms up, since we just started. Does anyone else think she is up to something nefarious? Take care Slugger, she's not that kind of person to let you run away from the tasers for long ![]() Hm. My reputation precedes me, I see. ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() esc - 2009-07-03 11:01 AM Maybe she's out shopping for a new taser - something nice to match her purse and shoes. Oooo! What a WONDERFUL idea! I've already got the basic black, the blue, the pink, the red, the camo and the leopard print. I wonder what OTHER colors I can get ahold of! Maybe TASER INTERNATIONAL would be willing to produce a Mt. Washington themed version. (It would be perfect for when Slugger does her little "one hill" road race next year: http://www.mountwashingtonroadrace.com/ ) |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ashort33 - 2009-07-03 11:41 AM There is no way you don't get tased! Even if you win, she will tase you on generally principle... Hm. Actually. I plan on tasering her every time I can manage to pull ahead of her. I may have to set a new PB for running this month..... |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() ![]() Dear Slugger, Please notice my 42:14 of My taser batteries have been recharged, and are currently being loaded into my leopard print taser. Your pal, EvilDee ![]() |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() D001 - 2009-07-03 11:13 AM I thought if I stayed on BT until 2:45 AM, that Slugger would just go to sleep. But noooooooo..... Instead, she posts HER take on the "Slugger vs. Taser" Challenge. No problem, I'll correct any misconceptions now. ( ![]() ![]() ![]() If I only had the time to really get involved with this one. Shucky-darn. |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() D001 - 2009-07-03 12:19 PM esc - 2009-07-03 11:01 AM Oooo! What a WONDERFUL idea! I've already got the basic black, the blue, the pink, the red, the camo and the leopard print. I wonder what OTHER colors I can get ahold of! Maybe TASER INTERNATIONAL would be willing to produce a Mt. Washington themed version. (It would be perfect for when Slugger does her little "one hill" road race next year: http://www.mountwashingtonroadrace.com/) Maybe she's out shopping for a new taser - something nice to match her purse and shoes. I can't believe I'm asking this, but what happened to the tampon taser? I was under the impression you were going to order it. I can think of few tasers more humiliating to get hit by than that thing... |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Slugger - 2009-07-03 3:02 AM Here's how it goes: Dee has the taser. I have to run more than her to stay out of range of the taser (we're counting minutes). Your job is to pick a side (switching mid-cheer highly encouraged) and cheer us on. And watch me writhe if I don't make it. And listen to Dee's evil laugh when she gets to zap me. Or my evil laugh as I run my legs off and make my escape. Oh, and no outside tasers, cattle prods, or other "incentive devices" allowed. But if someone can help me keep the body parts fairy tied up while I'm running, I'd appreciate it. And wine to distract TaserDee would help. Kthxbai! If I have to pick a side, I'm definitely going with Dee. If push comes to shove at the end of the month, she'll throw a harness on the turkey-lovin' old man she always sees and have him drag her around the area. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Sulcus - 2009-07-03 8:30 PM D001 - 2009-07-03 12:19 PM esc - 2009-07-03 11:01 AM Oooo! What a WONDERFUL idea! I've already got the basic black, the blue, the pink, the red, the camo and the leopard print. I wonder what OTHER colors I can get ahold of! Maybe TASER INTERNATIONAL would be willing to produce a Mt. Washington themed version. (It would be perfect for when Slugger does her little "one hill" road race next year: http://www.mountwashingtonroadrace.com/) Maybe she's out shopping for a new taser - something nice to match her purse and shoes. I can't believe I'm asking this, but what happened to the tampon taser? I was under the impression you were going to order it. I can think of few tasers more humiliating to get hit by than that thing... Heh, now we have to explain the tampon taser to everyone. I'll let Slugger do that, since she's the one who found it in the first place. ![]() What's wrong with a little humiliation? ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Sulcus - 2009-07-03 8:33 PM Slugger - 2009-07-03 3:02 AM Here's how it goes: Dee has the taser. I have to run more than her to stay out of range of the taser (we're counting minutes). Your job is to pick a side (switching mid-cheer highly encouraged) and cheer us on. And watch me writhe if I don't make it. And listen to Dee's evil laugh when she gets to zap me. Or my evil laugh as I run my legs off and make my escape. Oh, and no outside tasers, cattle prods, or other "incentive devices" allowed. But if someone can help me keep the body parts fairy tied up while I'm running, I'd appreciate it. And wine to distract TaserDee would help. Kthxbai! If I have to pick a side, I'm definitely going with Dee. If push comes to shove at the end of the month, she'll throw a harness on the turkey-lovin' old man she always sees and have him drag her around the area. Not a bad idea.... The guy is in his 80s, and can still hike up a mountain. He carries a walking stick (you wouldn't want to get hit with that thing, either), and moves at a pretty quick clip.... |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() esc - 2009-07-03 9:47 PM Okay, Slugger...I'm going to distract Dee so you can run away. Are you ready? GO! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Milanos! I *HEART* MILANOS! Good thing I already Thanks, Emily! ![]() ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() esc - 2009-07-03 9:47 PM Okay, Slugger...I'm going to distract Dee so you can run away. Are you ready? GO! And with that said, Dee begins to calculate the distance between NC and Lafayette IN, in terms of taser-tappability.... ![]() |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Ack! I didn't know that picking Sluggers side resulted in zapping! |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() esc - 2009-07-03 10:03 PM Ack! I didn't know that picking Sluggers side resulted in zapping! Um, yeah. Of course it does. Did you expect differently? LOL |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() D001 - 2009-07-03 10:08 PM esc - 2009-07-03 10:03 PM Ack! I didn't know that picking Sluggers side resulted in zapping! Um, yeah. Of course it does. Did you expect differently? LOL Of course, since you just ![]() Edited by D001 2009-07-03 9:11 PM |
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![]() | ![]() Come on Dee, I'm really looking for some high quality tasering. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() I've been MIA, but did you say wine? Actually, tonight I'm drinking beer. Some really nice porters and stouts, to be precise. Kinda like wine, but beer. ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Chaderbox - 2009-07-03 10:39 PM Come on Dee, I'm really looking for some high quality tasering. Well, we're waiting for Slugger to report in. She has to tell me which taser-color she'd like for her first zapping. ![]() |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() enders_shadow - 2009-07-03 11:22 PM I've been MIA, but did you say wine? Actually, tonight I'm drinking beer. Some really nice porters and stouts, to be precise. Kinda like wine, but beer. ![]() Well, yes. Wine was mentioned. I figured it was just a matter of time until you showed up. ![]() |
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